Nick Nack Paddy Wack!

This old man he played 38,
He played nick-nack and got some mates
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 39,
He played nick-nack on my vine
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came leaping home

This old man he played 40,
He played nick-nack on my.. Knee
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

(Four-tee Tee rhymes with Knee.. Lmao)

This old man he played 41,
He played nick-nack on my big thumb
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 42,
He played nick-nack on my loo,
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 43,
He played nick-nack on my flea
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 44,
He played nick-nack and then played more
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 45,
He played nick-nack with a Bee-Hive
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 46,
He played nick-nack with a mouldy twix
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home

This old man he played 47,
He played nick-nack when he was aged One-Hundred and Eleven!
With a Nick-nack Paddy wack give a dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home