Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you're going to be working at the soup kitchen instead.

I wish I had a taco.

lol

wish granted, but the taco drops on the ground :(

i wish to see into the future xD

Wish denied. (HOWS THAT FOR CORRUPTING A WISH?!?!)

I wish I could see into the past.

Granted, but only yesterday

Now you have to wish for something, so since you failed, I'll continue.

I wish people read the ******* rules :D

Wish granted, but your mouth gets washed with soap

I wish for money :D

granted, but only the kind from Monopoly :)

I wish the clocks didnt have to go foward an hour next week (corrupt that)

Granted, they go forward 2.

I wish I had a throne.

Wish granted but it gets stolen by immenseman :D

I wish for a new phone :D

granted, but it broke the moment u dialed a number Hehehe

I wish that Heroes was on tomorrow