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So we all went to a different world by plane
Moonwhile...
I was finally free from the corpsebride
When out of my bag came...
A corpse...
and...
A bride...
Suddenly they morphed together and created a rather large corpse bride
=O Please don't kill me!
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOO PAY!"
The airhostess then told her the fasten seatbelts sign was on.
So she fastened her seatbelt and I was free
Then I thought I'd try flying and jumped from the plane and landed in the sea
I made a good friend called Spongebob and shared his pineapple until I could find a home! But one day as I was feeding Gary... I saw a letter on the side, from the corpse bride =O
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The letter read
"Dear j00,
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GUH"
Thats when I realised it was an advert for a retad helping cream so I ate it then the french attack Mars!
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Je ne compredes! JE NE COMPRENDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!11!! - the french soldiers screamed on their way to Mars. I don't know why I was there, maybe it was my fascination for other planets or maybe it was just my growing hate for this one.
6 months later we were very close to Mars. My heart was pacing and has we neared the planet all i could hear was...
JE NE COMPRENDES!!!!!
So then I decided....
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to try and run somewhere and hide, i heard a thud and we landed on mars
i was like oh my... then i was like what to do and then...
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aND this is getting stoopid....
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...i said aloud. nut changed my mind.
and then just as i was coming over the first hill of Mars to see once and for all the true secrecy of its planets secrets.....
I WOKE UP!!!
was this all a dream???
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nope it wasnt a dream, i woke up on mars in a bed they must of done something to make me sleep, there all sleeping now all i wanna do is escape
but i have no food no supplys and how to get home.
Maybe i should go on the spaceship, no-one is on there all sleeping outside.
Now's the chance to make my escape
As i walk forward onto the spaceship into the area where i use the controls
like a captain, i sit down turn it on
then...
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... Bam Margera riding a large banana with the Bloodhound Gang landed on Mars and thru a Fart Spray canister on a fire next to the French. I hoped on the back and I was taken to an Asda on the Moon then...
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Then a old lady riding a singing goat came into asda and all the TV's came on! I need to throw the fishtank out the window!!! :(
