What if.... [Game!]

I'd scream and bite off my arm.

What if you got kicked out of your partners house, butt naked. And locked out?

I'd stand outside begging for fogiveness and to be let in.

What if your mom kicked you out and never wanted anything to do with you?

I'd go to your house.

What if i did turn up at your house? ;o

I'd let you in and lead you to my bedroom ;)

What if i asked you to touch me in rude places? :o

I'd do it :o

What if i made you pay?

Depends what i'd have to pay.

What if i touched you in rude places?

:o i'd let ya.

What if i gave you a paper hat. WHICH I MADE MYSELF!

I'd wear it.

What if i got you a uber sexy expensive ring and you lost it?

I'd first look for it, try and replace it then just tell you.

What if i took something from your room and you found out?

Depends what it was.

WOO NAME CHANGE <3

What if i screamed in your face?