Vending Machine (game)

u get a bat

*inserts coin*

you get an oven mit

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u get a hat


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you get a cat

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You get a .... uhhh wait the machine malfunctioned. Just waits...

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There! It should be working now.
You get a head. Wait, a head? *realizes heads off* Oh well. *inserts coin*

You get an ostrich

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You get a life.

*inserts coin*

change

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You get a free hug

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you get a back scratcher


*inserst coin*

you got a life?

*inserts coin*

You got my Shoe Gimme That Back!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Milto:

you got a life?

*inserts coin*

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OMG i always wanted one =]


anyway ^^

you get a sock

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you recieve a coupon for free guitar lessons

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you get a penny... how pleasant!
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you get a tent


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you recieve a pink, fluffy wig

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u get a hat

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you get two pennies! that's even better!

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You get your money back!

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you got 5 types of facial herpes!

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you get an extra stone on chloe's weight.

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you get a lesbian kitten.

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you get another .5 inches, you're now at the national average.

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you get a piece of paper saying

"lmao, the national average is 5.5"

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you get a singing smurf who serenades you with
"LOLLLL I'D LIKE 2 HAVE UR WILLY IN MY MIZZZMAZZZZZZ"

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you get laughed at for what the vending machine just gave out.

*inserts coin*

you get molested.

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you get an all-expenses paid pass to ben's chocolate hole.

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you get laughed at histerically for what last came out, and a cassie.
unlucky m8.

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you get the girl from the grudge 2 back

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You get a letter saying " u have just one 1 week on the tropical naked island in barbados"

*insert coin*

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

you get all her dead friends.

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you get a 2 hour trip to canada

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Get another leter saying u only have 5 days left on the strip beach


(good days good days)


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you get a trip to london!

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this is ur last day on the beach

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you get an extra 2 braincells

*insers coin*

you get a jogging OCD.

*inserts coin*

you get DD breasts

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