Vending Machine (game)

you get a packet of lies and a bag of bullcrap.

*inserts coin*

you get a 3 inch thick layer of make up.

*inserts coin*

you get a cult following of 12 year olds

*inserts coin*

you get an amazingly saggy mizzmazz.

*inserts coin*

you get an explicit dvd of paul

*inserts coin*

you get an overexcited, sexually aroused scottish girl

*inserts coin*

you get a post count

*inserts coin*

you get a piece of metal shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

you get a peice of vibrating plastic shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

You get a refund

*Inserts note*

you get a large ribbed pink condom, and a blue fairy with an australian accent who tells you to put it to good use.

*inserts coin*

you get a horse with a variety of STD's.

*inserts coin*

you get a glove and a dying obese elderly man who urgently needs a mysterious object removed from his rear end.

*inserts coin*

You get a diet roller cola!

*Kicks machine*

you get a kick back!

*inserts coin*

you get a goff.

*inserts coin*

you get a large male with a small ding-dong

*inserts coin*

u get a mouldy rabbit

*inserts coin*

you get david beckham having sex with a horse

*inserts coin*

you get michael jackson brutally kicking a rabbit molester

*inserts coin*

u get faimly guy on dvd

*inserts coin*

a finger comes out and pokes you in the eye.

*inserts coin*

you recieved nothing :P

*inserts coin*

sorry mate you get tony blair


*inserts coin*

the machiene stole your money :O

*inserts coin*

a throne

*inserts coin*

Marry's Bill Gate, Get rich quick.

*Inserts coin*

You get Me

-Inserts Coin-

You get slapped.

-inserts coin-

You get blown up by a shemale

-inserts coin-

You get AIDS, grats.

*Inserts coin*

You have a peice of cake
*inserts coin*

U get a peice of toilet roll
*insert coin*

You get a Happy Meal.

*inserts coin*

You get a very very itchy rash from licking yourself too much.

*INSERTS TEH ALMIGHTY COIN OF DOOM*

you get some orange jello
*inserts coin*

You get a fake sence of self accomplisment by puting a coin into a vending machine without falling over (In other words nothing :D)
*inserts coin attatched to a suspicious string..*

You get some more string! Also a message, "Don't put string in me again you ******* *** whole!"

*Inserts coin*

*takes out some water Thanks Nathan oxoxox*

*Inserts coin*

You get a slap.

*Inserts coin*

p.s Jord your sopousd to say what I got! Idiot. :)