Would you _____ with me?

Yes!
Would you jump off a cliff for me ?

no

wud u kill urself for me

No, sorry! :D My life is worth living atm.

Would you have a water fight with me?

no

Would you do beastiality and let me film it for me?

NO.

Would you shower with me, beat up cops, run for it, then eat cake (I will pay)

Rain check

Would you run into a heard of wild goat for me?

If they were crazy and starving and vicious.

Would you help me beat up cops and then shower with me, then whack me between the legs with a cactus then eat cake then sleep in the same room as me after watching your favourite TV program and buying a puppy?

Don't be silly.

Would you go into a dark alley with me?

No :P

Would you go talk to Britney Spears with me?

Yes :D

Would you Become A Legend With Me