Done it? Never done it? Want to do it?

yes,split-neck
ever-punhed-an-oldtimer?

Want to do it..

Killed someone [Like you would admit it pmsl]

yes

ever-touched-a-***?

yes my own ^-^

ever touched up your mother?

NO!

Played american football at night?

Never done it.

Stayed up till 6 am?

never done it

ever stolen anything?

Some selotape from school :)

Blown Up A Condom?

Never done it

Drank 10 cups of coffee in one day?

Drank about 15 cups over about 30 hours if that counts.

Drank from a tub of cream?