Best/Funny Chatup lines

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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

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lollllllll. i like that one

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Originally Posted by SyrupyMonkey

Want to go half on a baby?
Did you just fart? because you blew me away!

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That second one would make me 'ew' lol

I lost my number, can i have yours?

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Originally Posted by buttons

I HAVE ONE.
"is this the pizza place?"
"yes"
"do you do take-aways"
"yes'
"what's 12-2"
LOLOLOL
that is my chat-up line, i use it in the pizza shop all da tym, and he falls for it, he's always like "u flirtin wiv me, dance to my moosik or i fone ze boabies" so i do it. kk it's nt rly a chatup line but w/e.

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LOL
"You have 206 bones in your body, let's make it 207"
LOL

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Originally Posted by Mitch4?

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

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LOL thats funny

are you mrs gillette? coz your the best a man can get

couldn't u just say..

will u go out wiv me

might work better den all the others or howabout..

I'm low on protein, how about you give me some - rubbish..

if looks could kill u'd be a weapon of mass destruction