True or False?

True, because next to my name it says Oxfordshire... haha

You are going to watch Derren Brown at 10:35?

False - past tense now :P

You have had at least one sexual dream/thought about the same sex.

Um, not on purpose, maybe in a very disturbing conversation, so false? :s

You have eaten cereal in the last 12 hours?

false, had toast :)

You have been aroused at least once since 5am this morning

True lol

You love going on holiday to a different country

True - who doesnt!?

You secretly play scrabble by yourself to see who wins!

False - I'm not sad like you Jack, love your voice though

You secretly have a crush on your neighbour

A crush? No, think shes fit? Yes, so false? :S

You have a screwdriver lodged in your foot?

hmm, that would be fals, took it out yesterday...

have you had eggs on toast every day of your life?

False

You've burped at least once this year?