The joker gets decapitated, but the head lands in your dinner.
I wish I could ride a unicycle.
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The joker gets decapitated, but the head lands in your dinner.
I wish I could ride a unicycle.
Granted, but you get so good at it you can't come off and ride off of a cliff.
I wish I wasn't me!
Granted but you end up as Inseriousity. as a chimney sweep (hint hint :P)
I wish today could be colder
wish granted but the sun suddenly came out
i wish life was easy
Granted, it ends.
I wish I could quit college now.
You quit college and are confined to working in Tesco for the rest of your life, only for the mundane nature of it to totally overwhelm you fifteen years later, and cause you to take your own life.
I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted.
Granted, but the world ends due to this happening
I wish for an Omlette.
it turned out to be a jackass style omelette ;)
i wish i had a certain someone
Granted, but they die.
I wish they put better things on TV
granted but the armegeddon comes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xzoid
i wish my walls were orange.
Granted, but whilst granting the wish I miss interpret it and I thought you said balls. Your balls are now orange.
I wish I didn't have this cough
you loose the cough, but you also loose your voice.
i wish the moon was square.
Granted, but thus changes the gravitational pull and it smushes into Earth and we die.
I wish Pluto was part of our solar system again
Granted, but the disney character decides to start a nuclear war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xzoid
i wish humans became animals and walked on all fours, and animals became humans and walked on 2's and talk
Granted, but God is upset.
I wish I could have a device that would swap minds with anyone.
granted, but that anyone is steven hawkins, as you were his test doll, and he refuses to turn back. Shame...
i wish gravity was upside down so we stuck to the roof.
Granted, but everyone sticks to the roof, and the roof crumples under the weight and you fly into the atmosphere, exploding in a bloody mess.
I W15H F0R ZE CAND13Z!
it rains candys, it rains giant food also, you get warned by a giant chinese cracker that a giant sweet corner is going to crush you, a giant sweetcorn does crush you.
I wish the middle of the earth was hollow and we walked around it and the rest of the universe was just continual mud with other mud hollows that have other mud aliens walking around their bubble in the mud.
Granted, and the earth sinks into the mud (along with everyone living on it).
I wish for a broken mobile phone.
granted, but it interferes with your pacemaker and kills you. yes i also granted you a pace maker.Quote:
Originally Posted by BritishTea
i wish i had a point and laugh emoticon.
http://www.uploadpicz.com/images/39pointlaf.gif Granted
I wish that there was tea in the cup in my signature.
Granted, but the file format doesn't work and therefore cannot be displayed.
I wish I understood why Sammeth. warned me for posting in an appropriate thread :S
Granted. You understand, but forget again.
I wish for a pixel cup of tea.
Granted, but the cups chipped.
Wish for moneyz
Granted, but then the credit crunch gets worse, inflation rates rise and your money becomes worthless.
I wish for a good nights sleep with no nightmares, no evil things lurking in my cupboard, no ghosts, no burglars, no psychopathic murderers, no bed-wetting and nothing bad happening to me.
Granted, you get really hyped up but the dream is really dissapointing.
I wish for a spoon.
Granted, but it's bendy.
I wish that my next wish, (I wish I had a really nice car) couldn't be harmed in any way, and cannot be corrupted by ANY means possible. :D
Granted, but because of such superiority in a wish, God flicks Earth into the Sun.
I wish I could get tickets to see Dara O'Briain, that aren't for previous gigs btw
Granted.
But they are forged.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. :D
Granted, you've got HIV.
I wish this girl would understand me ¬_¬
granted, she sticks a spoon up your bum
i wish glitter would stop hating on me
Granted, she loves you. You get married have kids and get a divorce and you're back to square one.
I wish for a funky glow stick
granted, your wonga has turned into a glow stick
i wish i wasnt so cool
Granted, everyone hates you, however, a talent finder finds you walking the street and you become a Singing SuperStar overnight and again are cool.
I wish my wonga wasn't the glow stick.
Granted but it has had to be amputated,Quote:
Originally Posted by Xzoid
I wish for a pie, just pie.
You get your pie, but its stale.
I wish that my wonga was just a wonga and that it wasn't amputed, and I had a glow stick glow in the dark toy, that I could hold in my hand, and has absolutley no conncection with my wonga what so ever
granted, but an australian attacks you for saying wonga and steals you glow stick and makes you infertileQuote:
Originally Posted by Xzoid
i wish i was a dot
Granted, But I rub you out by accident.
I wish that 2+2=5
granted, but all the formulas for disease and flu cures in the world are now wrong, and in the run time, kills everyone.
i wish i was chuck norris.
thread ended.
Granted, but the original Chuck Norris who is now you taps you on the shoulder and with that single touch the world ends.
I wish I knew how tomorrow's going to go.