Cant say Yes or No

You're buying me it soon

Have you poo'd today?

Can't remember.

Have you watched TV?

all the time

do you poo

Never.

Do you have b.o.

not at all

do you fancy boys

Of course i do

Do you fancy my dog

hes one hot dog

do you like girls

They make me want to vomit

Do you like the song im playing

Stop flirting.

Do you have a screen?

whats a screen?

do you want children