Vending Machine (game)

the machine takes on look and you and ten throws you out the window of a 100 story sky scraper

- inserts coin -

*squirts you with red paint*

inserts coin

Computer says no. *Inserts coin*...

You get a block of cheese!

*Inserts Coin*

Machine blows up in your face. *Inserts coin*...

Frank jumps out, *help, lost_witness is trying to kill me*

*inserts coin*

You get a pillow

*Inserts Coin*

You get a knife. Use it wisely.

*Inserts coin*...

You also get a rope.

*inserts coin*

You get a can of coke

*Inserts Coin*

Nothing happens. *Inserts coin*...

You get a watch

*Inserts Coin*

You get an orange.

*Inserts coin*...

You get a Pie!

*Inserts Coin*

You get a Jew.

*Inserts coin*...

You get a ty car, Enjoy!

*Inserts Coin*

You get some wire.

*Inserts coin*...

You get a torch

*Inserts Coin*

You get a dead body. *Inserts coin*...

You get fly

*Inserts Coin*

You get a packet of apples.

*Inserts coin*

CARROT.

*Inserts coin*...

Oranges :P

*inserts coin*

A Ipod
Ohhh Noes, It broke. No Returns.

*Insert Coin*

You get some used underpants.

*Inserts coin*...

you get a box of used matches.

*inserts coin*

You get an expired bus pass.

*Inserts coin*...

cheese ill eat ya cheese

-insert peny-

You get a new kid

*inserts coin*

You get a brain.

*Inserts coin*...

you get a house, now you can live in it

*inserts coin*

You get a slap. *Inserts coin*...

u get the slap back

You get a kick in the nuts.

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Kicks machine

*Inserts coin*...

Nothing happeens. *Inserts coin*...

Gets a free drink :o
*Inserts coin*...

-gets a mixed tape-

-inserts coin-

You get a japanese person.

*Inserts coin*...