The three word game (originally by ciaran)

One day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there

ne day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here pig bum sniffer

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet

Your not supposed to use more than 3 words :(

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)(i did really)

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)(i did really).

Then i blew

one day I farted on santa at the mall then he poked my eye out right out of place. Frontslide then milked a goat for no reason and drank it with a side order of human hands and then mini-me joined the circus.
He broke his leg and started skateboarding with blood pouring from his bum. So he decided to eat a portion of mendonky who tasted good with baked beans.
He was bored so decorated his grandmothers skateboard with flurenenct colors.And she said whats up homeboy? And I Said whatup fool? wanna Share some love?
ciaran then came and broke wind 'twas a eggy like arnold schwarzenegger and then lava:. 's face melted him so Miss-t snogged donkey from shrek, because she wanted to have kids that are ugly like ciarans sister.
Ciarans sister said ima kick ur butt because you smell and i hate you, and you snog other girls who all love Mendonky. they are men so mendonky ran like a chicken to S.W England and ciaran said "Go away you .us hobbas there" and I said you get out of here you piglet licking donkey milker and get lost!(Which i didnt)(i did really).

Then i blew off, 'twas a-eggy.