Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Scissors, Shoo!

Uncutable paper!

Scissors that manage to cut the uncuttable paper.

Paper ;o

You win

end of game

The rock ownz all! Because the rock scrapes the paper and rips it.

Then the paper rips through the rock!

Then I burn the paper with my fire powers

Then i put the fire out with my water powers :o

Suck up the water with a giant vacuum

Note: You can only use rock, paper and scissors, otherwise your post doesn't count.