Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, you run so fast you instantly catch fire and burn to ashes.

ANYONE ELSE WANT A WISH, HUH?

I wish someone else would post aswell.

granted but the thread was locked after their post

I wish I had the ability to read minds

Granted, but you can't read your own.

I wish I had big hands. :O

Granted but u cant lift them without help

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted

Wish granted, it's denied.

I wish you couldn't corrupt or deny this wish.

Granted, but then your wish expired!

I wish my gold forum stars were platinum (Lol)

Granted, but they are tin instead. Damn forum mixup.

I wish I was top poster.

Granted, until the forum auto restored itsel fto an earlier date

I wish I had another rep block (green block)

Wish granted, but your rep power goes to 0.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but then you recycled it all, making rooms full of potted cactuses

I wish I could get a pear tree from the ecotron