Corrupt a Wish

Granted but tommorrow never comes...
I wish that this wish cant be corrupted. IF it is corrupted than my wish isn't granted. Therefore, you cant corrupt it :)

Wish granted, but half way through granting the wish, you get a heartattack. This isn't corrupting your wish, but you pass away anyway.

I wish today happened more often.

today happens as often as you want so the wish is granted but makes no effect as it is always today.

i wish tomorrow eventually was in reach.

Granted, but just one time only, after that it stayed on that day FOREVER!

I wish a demo of assassins creed 2 was out now

Granted, you don't like it.

I wish I could see what life was like without me in it.

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Originally Posted by Xzoid

Granted, you don't like it.

I wish I could see what life was like without me in it.

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Granted, Life is perfect and way ahead of its times atm, with flying space cars and contact with aliens and life on other planets. but your not their to see it and now live with the fact you ruined everyones lives in this parralel universe and you are no so confused this emotion comes in handy :eusa_wall

i wish the sun shone water and the water was light. So we had a sea of light.

Granted, but this ruins the eco-system and everything dies.

I wish for something better.

something better happens, but i dunno what it made better so i guess life is just normal.

i wish your dude would stop ****zing out.

Granted But It Starts ****zing Out Again after

I Wish I Had A Sister :{

Granted, he stops ****zing out, but he originally wasn't ****zing out, just clicking his zombie like spine into place, tis all.

I wish that dude who enquired about a box in your signature didn't get punched in the face.

he doesn't get punched in the face, but she torches his cardboard box with him in it.

i wish the freaks in your sig would not scream down a bullet hole in his head.

Granted, they're not screaming, but having violent spasms.

I wishI didn't have this cough.

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

i wish voiceover. was filtered on the forum.

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Originally Posted by Voiceover.

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

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Hang on, what? How :(

Granted, voiceover.'s filtered on a forum, anyone caught saying it is now a rebel.

You Accidently Said It And Is Now A Rebel

I Wish I Had a £5000 Note If There Was One:D

Granted, but because you're the only one with it, it gets robbed.

I wish I didn't have this very painful olsa in my mouth :(

Granted, but it becomes mouth cancer and you die slowly.

I wish my bum was connected to my iPod, so that when I farted, rather than fart sounds, it played my favourite songs!

Granted, but you accidently did a bit more than a fart, and it was solid! :( unfortunatly it broke your ipod.


I wish that it would snow.

Granted but then the snow becomes permanent all over your house!

I wish Bolt660 passes his Forum Moderator trial

Granted, but then he gets fired for posting innapropriate images of himself in the staff forum.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.

Granted, but no-one else cooks it for you so you starve.

I wish I could find my phone.

Granted, it gets shown as Evidence A on Crimewatch.

I wish games came out earlier >.<

Granted, but as a result they are rubbish and you get an overwhelming sense that you've just wasted loads of money.

I wish I was popular with the ladies.

Granted, you're very good friends with all the lesbians in your town, whey to go.

I wish they made one last Only Fools & Horses episode.

Granted, but it's a 2-part.

I wish I was more active on this forum subsection.

Granted, but you slowly deteriorate as you always post on this forum and you never leave your computer screen.

I wish I had the power to give people tails, that would be funny.

Granted, but they're on the wrong side :O! (If you understand that LOL)

I wish I was Competitions Staff.

Granted, but you get fired for posting inapropriate images of me?! :O

I wish I had more ready made bacon sandwiches