because its free, and sheep are cheap.
How did the window cleaner draw the curtains from the outside??
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because its free, and sheep are cheap.
How did the window cleaner draw the curtains from the outside??
badly
How did the gas fitter blow up the house?
he put the gas in a deodarant can,then put then can on a huge fireplace oops
y does it always rain on YOU?
Because i lied when i was 17.. xD
Why are my friends dorky?
They like to hang around with you cos it makes them look good
Why is snow white?
Because clouds are white
Why are mansions big?
They had to call it mansion coz if a kid or a mouse owned it. It would be small and they would call it a kidsion or moussion! LMAO!
Windmill,Windmill full of life.
Why did the chicken play the fife?
He lost his piano in the great piano fire of '95.
Why is milk chocolate brownish?
Because, when holidaying, it went out for a tan and things got out of hand.
Why did the priest take the little children to his house?
Because he heard about michael jackson and wanted 2 do the same :s
Why do you smuck?