Would you rather....?

No presents.

Would you rather, die young having a fulfilled happy life or die old having a boring unfulfilled life.

Die young. I don't want to get too old whether my life is great or not.

Would you rather be deaf or have no sense of taste?

Have no sense of taste! I don't think I could go without hearing my children say they love me!

Would you rather fight chuck norris or fight Bruce Lee. .

Fight Bruce Lee haha

Would you rather is poo that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like poo?

poo that tastes like chocolate

Would you rather:
have the ability to fly, but only fly at the level of your height and as fast as you could run
OR
be able to read peoples mind but lose 1cm (or whatever ur measurement) in height every time you did? :P

have the ability to fly, but only fly at the level of your height and as fast as you could run
(still, it would give me a good advantage!)

Would you rather spend a night only by yourself inside Big Ben or at the Louvre?

die old.

I'm assuming their "would you rather" continuation would be "die or be old",
So I would be old...

And to continue on...
Would you rather....
Be stuck in an elevator with an annoying neighbour or be stuck in a lecture with a boring teacher for three hours.

be stuck in a lecture with a boring teacher for three hours.

Would you rather live with no food or no drink

This is a destroying question for me to choose, I love cookies AND coffee, but if I had to choose one, I'd choose to live with no food. Probably because of coffee.

Would you rather
a) Watch Aqua's Barbie Girl music video on repeat every time you open your eyes, or
b) The same with Rebecca Black's Friday?