Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

Make a wish.

i wish i would stop forgetting to wish

GRANTED.

I wish I had a car of my own.

Granted,
but your mums car breaks so you need to share.

I wish i could kill gordon brown

ahaa

granted but mi6 r afta u

I WISH MY BACK WASNT HURTIN ATM

granted.

but a man comes to massage you and he does naughty thing to you without consent .

Make a wish.

SOZ
i wish i could become rich,

granted but everything costs over £100000 and you only have £100000

i wish for nufin

wish granted but your sent to the third world.
i wish i could win the lottery rollover alone

granted bt its only rolled ova to a fiver cuz no1 plays it no more

i wish there were better ppl on paul o grady show tonite

granted,
but the show gets cancelled

I wish you would stop forgetting to make a wish.

:/

granted, sorry

i wish i could hurry up with skills on Rs

granted but u die lollllll

err i wish i knew wot to do on rs

Granted your taken to school for another 100 years

I wish i had FOOD :)

granted but itz worms n dead animalz n dat

i wish i wasnt laughin so hard at samandaz song

granted, you loose your voice box

i wish that song wasnt so annoying

granted but u lose ur hearing

i wish it wasnt dark

granted but your blinded by the light,

i wish i could get a rune wc axe on RS

err wot

i wish i didnt die on rs n lose my chefs hat :(

wish granted but you loose your bank instead

i wish i find some money

You find it but its been burnt

I wish I had more money also.

you find a wallet full of money
but you get robbed by a hobo,

i wish i had a nice house

granted but its on da moon soz

i wish there was good stuf on tv

granted but it blows up soz

i wish i cud fly

granted but u lose the ability to walk

i wish i wasnt so hungry

granted but then you're too full and you can't eat ever again ;[


i wish i was at home

granted, but your at an old persons home

i wish i had a non corruptable wish

granted but its not granted soz

i wish i had a kebab

granted but you drop it on a dirty hobo


i wish i had a non corruptable wish granted to me

granted bt it ruins ya life lollll

i wish i didnt drop that kebab

Granted but someone mugs you for it,

i wish i had my life bk soz

granted bt u live on habbo like cha!ngang n e5

i wish i had more of dis curry its well nice

Granted but you turn into a fat slob who cant move without a crane soz

i wish i had nice food to eat

granted but ur mouth fallz off omg

i wish i had a glass of water

Granted but fish r avin sex in it,.

i wish i had my mouth

Granted it belonged to a 95 year old WOMEN

I wish i had creds

granted but ur permed soz

i wish i had a new laptop

Granted your house burns the next day

I wish i was un-permed