The magic machine...

your house is suddenly haunted :(
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some fit girl comes out and start makin out wid u
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You get a balloon :)

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a mad chicken came out of nowhere and started to peck u :((

AHH

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You get a half-eaten waffle.

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You recieve a cake which I pop out of.

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You get a some owl pellets ... Enjoy :)
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You get some old lame books.

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u get a paintball gun
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You get a printed t-shirt wahey

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