Originally Posted by Frank Fisher (Best-rated Telegraph comment)
Yada yada
Here's some free tips: LibLabCon - take note:
First, get a time machine. Go back to when you were about 15. Tell yourself not to go straight to Oxbridge, not to do PPE, not to work as an MP's researcher straight from uni, not to spend every waking hour climbing the greasy pole, but instead to have a normal life. Get a real job, in the real world. Raise kids. Have a career. Learn something about yourself, and people. Stand on your own two feet, making your own mind up about ideals, issues, politics. Then, one day, think, I'm sick of this crap, I'm going to go to Westminster and sort them out.
That.
Do that, and you will be where every Kipper is today.
Learning how much a pint of milk costs and pretending to like a football team will not do it. You can fake sincerity, but you cannot fake a life.