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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and picked up a
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese mmmmmmmmmmm.. cheese... tasty and puked on the chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of dionysus legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
i cryed all
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups
-
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys
-
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
-
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
-
The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way,
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum
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The rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars
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he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my
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he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa
:p
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he rock was in the fridge and it farted and it reeked and then it shouted 'CAKE' and that was good because its big. The cake said maybe that was a wonderful time. then homer came, and he, asked marge about rocks and cakes. Marge replied " Well I can make rockcakes! Would u like some? then bart came AND SAID NO YOU'RE ROCKCAKES TASTE LIKE DOG POO with cheese toppings. Marge walked out, and went upstairs. Ruldolph Reindeer walked into habbo offices and said 'callie, you are a big loser who can't run a hotel'.
Callie shouted " Rudolph, you appear to be unable to produce spoken word."
Ruldoph got really mad and pulled out an uzi (type of gun) and started shooting pancakes and muffins. The pancakes started to do backflips and frontflips with thier brains sticking out. Santa saw
Spam attacking Callie and started laughing.
Callie went red and farted really loudley. Then glitterkat passed and said " PWOAR!!, did u have beans? yeah and what? and did the cha-cha slide. But whilst callie was doing the cha cha slide she stole her jaffa cakes and ran to teletubbie-land where she saw Tony Blair and George Bush fight about instant coffee and watch them bite each other and wrestling foDr magic peanuts while scratching their new oriental screens that they shooted with flower rifles and jaffa cakes which ruldoph ate in a vibrating bed whilst making homemade jaffacakes which tasted of ***** with a giant kitchen knife attached to it. Then he drew a lions tail and he farted on the sofa and it blew up on callie yey. Then Callie said "lets do that again" Then Aliens abducted callies skinny nose, replacing it with a lump of poo. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank entered a portaloo whilst farting on a cats head; whilst it coughed up green slime which merged from a dog, callie stuckD her head in it and said w0wz0rz!!!!11; this goo tastes lovley! Then she put Spongebob Sqaurepants in her bag and destoryed Bikini Bottom. She then screamed I LOVE PURPLE MAKE-UP ON MY FAT FACE and ran away to the lost city of atlantis where she made freshly cooked muffins, then she died sponge bob PINK! Some random guy said 'Callie you fat n00b go home; You are a man.' Callie stole a dancing squidgey Duvet and wiped her fat green bum! Then Her Bum caught on fireand exploded then dionysus screamed cowardly but with Callie being of the male gender, Dionysus fancied a pancake. So he grabbed his big hairy round chewy and bought some pancake mix AND A PAN and the dvd fake flavored THING THAT SMELT like a stinking lump of sh*t AND THEN AFTER a long night, she mixed the eye of toad with another peice of callies head AND LAUGHED EVILY and sed this is yummy. 5 MINUTES LATER callie said that she quit hm so kassie was now hm, Then kassie quit but came back.Callie Farted and then she went to bed y'all but put on a hat first and said uh then went to dionysus' room, the she ate him with a big rusty spork and pooed on his head and danced happily to the crowd of morris dancers which danced like something very weird from irish riverdance and then callie went over to jays house and then they went to mandys house then ate nachos with smelly cheese.
Callie got depressed and spat on the floor and went red with anger. She slit her wrists and boogers came out. She then exploded. and boogers went all over her new HC, then she pulled out her giant shlong And Cut It Off And Put In Her And Mandys Mouth Mandy Choked And Died.
Jibbi said to callie your so fat, lay off the jaffacakes because if you keep eating them you will get fat. Callimpetuous responded with "but i allready am fat!" Jibbi said "yeah but you dnt wanna be obese!" Callie munched away on some chocolate, and replied "Yes I do.." callie asked dioynsus are you a dinosaur? and continued to eat more fattening jaffa cakes. Then Bobby from bobby and the munchkins ate her nose splat he dead and bobby cried. Callie came back, and she asked where she could purchase an automotive vehicle. I need a big one to carry my weight, " heres a 4x4 is taht enuf?"
"Does it take 5tonnes?"
Then Manky Socks went up to callie and said "Callie you eat to much you fat blob."
So I decided to go to a gym and loose Lots Of fat (as it had been haunting me), but then infront of callie wasa vending machine that sold jaffa cakes so she decided she to buy the machine and eat them all , relised jaffa's are low fat and spat them out cuz she wanted full fat ones so she milked a cow with scripted furni and a dino egg then she died the cow red with blue stars was angry and peed on the rock in the fridge and the cheese screamed im gay! Callie said me too smell better i like habbos money .....
so then callie kissed a big long stick then she ###### it and then babies were born into a annoying version of callie eating fire and then she killed and a pet dog and ate it raw with his big wiener spork that sorta resembled a cow eating jelly Which smells of cheese and bacon with gherkins too mixed with mustard Callie then ###### the GENOS team, KK Then Died of a ######### in callies dirty bedroom while listening to the gorillaz feel good inc and dancing like a mushroom. However when the door bell rang mandy came in and did the cha cha slide then clapd hands xD(Full stop and new paragraph)
Ther was an GIANT EVIL BAGETTE full of cheese It was tasty and Glitterkat puked on chicken legz which needed shaving.. with a gilette (the best a man can getttt) and killed callie she died yaaaaaaay then Mandy ate my friends arm it wasnt nice.. it tasted like jaffa cake pizza with grass and extra cheesey potatoe and then she ate a massive plate of legs because they are crunchilisious with some chewy fatty pulp nuggets, then she cried because she was a noob with the runs, so she went to a Farm in potatoe land and plucked cabbages then she squeezed a tomatoe and threw them at Capsized it Really tasted like jelly and this does the limbo with me myself and i was in a pub dancing to greenday she said this "Wake me up when september ends!"
ok she Went home and then she was all like ogmogmogmgmogogmOMG "somebody ate my pie!"
omg it so wasnt me! said mr cheezy2 to imp it must been dionysus cos we r seck ups! Silly little boys *dances to tumtetum song*
*Runs away*
*Eats Owen with cheese*
When you Read The Habbo Way, Its nothing to do with noobs without hc, beacuse they eat pizzas from my fat buttocks with green spots that your mum eats mars bars that taste like my furry green sofa called chavvy butt