Cant say Yes or No

At the precise moment I can say I am not,
You like music :)

Indeed.

You are VIP.

I am not
You are Staff

I am not staff.
You live in London or close to it?

Well I live quite close to it

You are obsessed with the Queen

Thats lies!

You're totally rad.

Lol I wouldn't say so :P

You drink tea?

I sure do.
Do you eat crisps?

A lot of times, yes :)

You have a laptop?

I don't own one but theres some around the house :P

You have big feet.