Deep THoughts

Gonna post a new one every day pm what u think dont post in here cause i wanna keep it deep thoughts only


Sept 9th
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If u feel bad about yourself Because somone got the right answer and you didn't reply with "Lucky Guess" This way you both feel bad together

Sept 11
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I looked up at the sky watching the sunset after a long day of fishing as it went from a salmon colour to a Flint grey. I thought it ironic that I cought a salmon earlyier and named it Flint

Sept 10*

Sept 11
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I can only imagine how mad a pirate would be if he dug up a treasure chest and found that it had no handles

Sept 11 (2)
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I wondered why my wife when driving down the road saw the beautiful rocks and then saw a sign that said ugly rock canyon wanted to complain about it. I then told her to wirte an essay about it and send it in the director of transportation and decided they where ugly just to get out of writing an essay.




(i got bored xD)

Sept 12
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I thought to myself when I shot a third of all the birds sitting on my roof the 6 crows that remained still where missing

Sept 13
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The Aliens that will eventually take over the world becuase they know the meaning of life won tell us it. I wonder if a little torture will help

(u kinda have to live in usa to understand it but if u watch the news then you prolly undersatand it)

Sept 14
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I wonder if Bill gates burned all his money would the price of gas go down and the value of the doler go up and put a lesser strain on the econonmy. but i doubt he would. would you?

Sept 15
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if all is fair in love and war. is all fair in a closet full of baboons

Sept 16
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My dad always said that laughter will make you live longer, maby thats why most of our family died of tuberculosis

Sept 17
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."