Anyone scottish +13 rep

And would like to help translate this poem into English, well you know what I mean lol :D.

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This is thi six a clock news thi man said n thi reason a talk wia BBC accent iz cos yi widny wahnt mi talk aboot thi trooth wia voice lik wanna yoo scruff. If a toktaboot thi trooth lik wanna yoo scruff yi widny thingk it wuz troo. Jist wonna yoo scruff tokn thirza right way ti spell ana right way ti tok it. This is me tokn yir right way a spellin. This is ma trooth yooz doant no thi trooth yirsellz cawz yi canny talk right. This is the six a clock nyooz. Belt up.

Tom Leonard

It's a poem I've got to learn about, I don't have to learn it but stuff like hidden meanins and I can only understand halve of it and then by time I try to read it all again I have to figure out words again, lol. :@ If anyone could just try and make it the best they can in English or so it's easier to speak, thanks. :D

It might help anyone actually, seeing as it's GCSE and I'm not sure if most people are doing English Anthology - Cluster 2 ~ Poems from Different Cultures etc. :)

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Originally Posted by Danny (:

And would like to help translate this poem into English, well you know what I mean lol :D.

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This is thi six a clock news thi man said n thi reason a talk wia BBC accent iz cos yi widny wahnt mi talk aboot thi trooth wia voice lik wanna yoo scruff. If a toktaboot thi trooth lik wanna yoo scruff yi widny thingk it wuz troo. Jist wonna yoo scruff tokn thirza right way ti spell ana right way ti tok it. This is me tokn yir right way a spellin. This is ma trooth yooz doant no thi trooth yirsellz cawz yi canny talk right. This is the six a clock nyooz. Belt up.

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This is the six oclock news the man said and the reason i talk with a bbc accent is because you wouldn't want me to talk about the truth with a voice like...

If I talked about the truth like... you wouldn't think it was true.



err somein like that. i dno the rest

LOL i did this at A-level.

you should do it yourself, then ud learn.

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thirza right way ti spell ana right way ti tok it. This is me tokn yir right way a spellin. This is ma trooth yooz doant no thi trooth yirsellz cawz yi canny talk right. This is the six a clock nyooz. Belt up.

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'theres a right way to spell it and a right way to talk it. this is me talking your right way of spelling. this is my truth, you dont know the truth yourselves because you cant talk right. this is the six o clock news.

I would but I am still waiting for my rep you owe me agess ago :L

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Originally Posted by Tom.

This is the six oclock news the man said and the reason i talk with a bbc accent is because you wouldn't want me to talk about the truth with a voice like...

If I talked about the truth like... you wouldn't think it was true.



err somein like that. i dno the rest

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fanks you. :D +rep

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Originally Posted by eatcheese

LOL i did this at A-level.

you should do it yourself, then ud learn.


'theres a right way to spell it and a right way to talk it. this is me talking your right way of spelling. this is my truth, you dont know the truth yourselves because you cant talk right. this is the six o clock news.

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fanks. if i put yours and toms together, i got the jist of itt.

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Originally Posted by msb.

I would but I am still waiting for my rep you owe me agess ago :L

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o shutup, you got your rep now, shame i clicked the disaprove button by..um..accident.

nps, i only did that bit cuz tom did the rest n it was right

the 'scruff' thing is him lookin down on ppl who speak differently, id just leave tht out rly or replace it with 'people'

kkkkk. fanks

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Originally Posted by Danny (:

And would like to help translate this poem into English, well you know what I mean lol :D.

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This is thi six a clock news thi man said n thi reason a talk wia BBC accent iz cos yi widny wahnt mi talk aboot thi trooth wia voice lik wanna yoo scruff. If a toktaboot thi trooth lik wanna yoo scruff yi widny thingk it wuz troo. Jist wonna yoo scruff tokn thirza right way ti spell ana right way ti tok it. This is me tokn yir right way a spellin. This is ma trooth yooz doant no thi trooth yirsellz cawz yi canny talk right. This is the six a clock nyooz. Belt up.

Tom Leonard

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This is the six o'clock news, the man said 'and the reason I talk with a BBC accent is cos you wouldn't want me to talk about the truth with a voice like one of you scruffs. If I talk about the truth like one of you scruffs you wouldn't think it was true'. Just one of you talking, there's a right way to spell and a right way to talk it. This is me talking your right way of spelling. This is my truth you (plural) don't you the truth yourselves because you can't talk right. This is the six o'clock news. Belt up

NB: 'Belt up' means 'shut up' in this case and 'scruffs' is a term meaning someone who is dirty or dresses badly.

Muahahahaha being part-Scottish pays off :P

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Originally Posted by eatcheese

LOL i did this at A-level.

you should do it yourself, then ud learn.


'theres a right way to spell it and a right way to talk it. this is me talking your right way of spelling. this is my truth, you dont know the truth yourselves because you cant talk right. this is the six o clock news.

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Yeah i did this poem at GCSE. Thats pretty much right tbh , if you learn it yourself it sticks more though :)
Whatever you do , make notes in your anthology it'll help you that way

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Originally Posted by Jazza

This is the six o'clock news, the man said 'and the reason I talk with a BBC accent is cos you wouldn't want me to talk about the truth with a voice like one of you scruffs. If I talk about the truth like one of you scruffs you wouldn't think it was true'. Just one of you talking, there's a right way to spell and a right way to talk it. This is me talking your right way of spelling. This is my truth you (plural) don't you the truth yourselves because you can't talk right. This is the six o'clock news. Belt up

NB: 'Belt up' means 'shut up' in this case and 'scruffs' is a term meaning someone who is dirty or dresses badly.

Muahahahaha being part-Scottish pays off :P

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Thanks :D:D. +rep.

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Originally Posted by mangle

Yeah i did this poem at GCSE. Thats pretty much right tbh , if you learn it yourself it sticks more though :)
Whatever you do , make notes in your anthology it'll help you that way

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Yeah, I've got notes on the other poem in my anthology but the day they studied this poem I wasn't in so I didn't get any notes :P.