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Greetings Matthew,
Myself and my good friend Melanie decided to partake in the act of visiting the local disco tonight and to my surprise there was 3 gentlemen there who I decided to take up the chance of smiling at them to see what their reaction was to my excellent face.
The gentlemen are so considerate, even if they can't stop staring at my breasts and what's more, they live in the outstanding town of Devon where my family are based which is excellent news and came as a shocking surprise to me.
Whilst we were disco dancing with our new found man friends, we decided to have a drink and because age doesn't matter in Spain, we thought it would be a good idea to consume some alcoholic liquid which the locals said it was Coca-Cola and Vodka, however, after pretending for 3 hours that we were pissed, we found out it was Coca-Cola and Lemonade so how much of an idiot did I look?
The gentlemen's associates decided to go up on the stage, on which, they were dancing [most probably not dancing, more like moving around awkwardly] half naked to astound the audience [of average age of 12] and we found it mildly hilarious.
In the middle of the show that the gentlemen put on, one of the fine Sir's decided it would be entertaining to take out his penis on stage and show his tiny todger to the audience and we found it funny because never before have we seen such a deformation of the male body - even if it was tiny!
It was the only best party I have been in my whole life, male.
That's a rough translation.
