Physical Excuse ~ Ends 16th October

https://habbox.com/text/30/Physical+Excuse

In my secondary school I've got to do 2 hours of Physical Education a week, an indoor lesson and an outdoor lesson. I'm pretty sure this is the same for other schools as well. I'm not really a fan of the lesson either, it's sometimes a bit too much effort first thing in the morning and I'm always thinking of ways to get out of doing it (don't try this at home!). For this competition I want you to come up with an excuse I can give my teacher to get me out of my P.E lessons. The most creative entry will win, get thinking! :)

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

That you're too fat and cba doing it (I don't mean you personally)

say i dog ate your pe kit then ate your leg *+*+*

Well, I have something wrong with my toe which keeps coming and going every now and again. It's here now and I can't do PE because it hurts when I run. (If you run?) - I don't have a note because it wasn't here this morning!

You spent too much time playing HxSS events, so you are really tired and have backache from sitting down for too long. Therefore you cannot do PE.

omg bbz i am so soz i cannot do p.e because i woke up this morning and i had grown a womb, and omg would you believe it ma first day of wombhood is the day i have my period. omg how inconvenient for all of us. i am soz, i gotta go buy some tampax. i got confused in da mens toilets and used a machine but they only sell johnnys l0l0l0l omg, cramps.

tell your teacher adele ate your legs

Sorry Sir, I can't do PE today because my mum said that she's going to go play bingo with some older ladies and I need to go make sure she isn't cheating on dad, cos if she does then he will hit me and then I'll call the police and eventually, you will get the blame for this.
Plus I don't like gymnastics

Say omg i feel dizzy i cant do pe sorry and then pretend to faint but you have to put your hand on your head and do it dramaticly

say to your teacher that you have an eating contest with adele ye, but be warned adele is good at those contests..x