Corrupt-a-wish

Corrupt-a-wish


for those who dont know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own


ex:
i wish i was rich


granted but your account is frozen



ill start:


i wish for a jet

Santa Vigas can't grant it because you don't know how to handle a jet.

no wish easy. i give you nothing XD


I wish for Vip

Currently no money. Go buy yourself.

I wish for a handsome face ~.~

wish granted but you face is only Handsome to pigs!

i wish for a ps3

Wish granted, but it's broken and only works 1% of the time.

I wish for snow!

Your wish has been granted, but not in the UK.

I wish to meet Adele one day. :loveyou:

wish granted, she kicks you though and runs off with me

i wish to have unlimited chocolate

Wish granted [@]@McDonalds[/@] but sadly the chocolate is old :S

Wish granted, give's you nothing.

I wish for a gun