Your STUPID homework excuses

Hmm? what dumb ones have you said?

a sixth former needed to do the same home work as me so he stole mine :(

:P teachers didnt belive me :(

LOL i told mr barton
MY BOBBA DOG ATE IT
lolz

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Originally Posted by Rupsie

LOL i told mr barton
MY BOBBA DOG ATE IT
lolz

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lol you dont even have a dog :P

lol i know
2moz in scicne gnna b JOKEZ last science lesson we was like
OMG MR BARTON U SCAMMED MY HC SOFA
OMG MR BARTON U BOBBA
OMG IME REPORTIN U 2 MOD-MR-SELBY mr barton
and the best one
THE BROWN PLASTO IS MR BARTON LOLZ

I said to my teacher thaT I was doinbg my homework at the kitchen table, And my Bird took a Number 2 on it...

Went well up until my friend told my teacher i didn't have birds.

(This was such a long time ago)

I said something like the rabbit ate it.

Hah, someone said his fish ate it but before that he said his fish ate it and died and when people confronted him he said "I got a new one, couldn't soothe my emotional problems".

I said that I left it in my locker.

Well, it wasn't me or at my school it was my geography teacher - He had this kid from whitehawk (rough area - full of chavs) come to him and he gave the teacher 4 blank pieces of paper, and he said wheres your homework?
then the boy said, Oh my god! my little brother has put invisible ink in my pen!
and he let him off, and he said to our class, if we have a good enough (funny) excuse then He will let us off ;P

I told my teacher that...
Magical aliens come in from outerspace and beamed themselves into my bedroom and made my homework disapear, and i never found it again :p

It was a substitute teacher that i handed it into :P He believed me :P

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Originally Posted by Fixations

Well, it wasn't me or at my school it was my geography teacher - He had this kid from whitehawk (rough area - full of chavs) come to him and he gave the teacher 4 blank pieces of paper, and he said wheres your homework?
then the boy said, Oh my god! my little brother has put invisible ink in my pen!
and he let him off, and he said to our class, if we have a good enough (funny) excuse then He will let us off ;P

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If we say anything like that we'd get a detention :rolleyes:

So would i if i said that at my school :(. One of my old teachers (Retired now) had a book and for every homework excuse that he heard he would write it down lol. In the end after his 40yr teachin career he had something like 6,000 exuses :O. He then sold it :P

I actually do my homework usually its because I left it in my locker or at home...

~I told my science teacher ma hw wasnt in my book bcoz i did it but the printer was bobba'ed
xD
And i sed it musta falen out my book

Left it in the taxi...

Printers Broke...

My Drink Leaked...

I thought it was Due in for tuesday?

Thanks chanced i now have some exusess to use :p

I Say.. Erm.. I Thought It Was In For Tomorrow.

But It Was A Teacher I Fancied Or Was Kool I Would Say.. Pleaseeeeee Let Me Offf :) . And They Normally Say Oki. :) x

"It flew away"
*Looks out the window and points*
"There it goes now!"

I cant believe I said that. xD Ah well, was years ago.

After school mr emery asked me to move something with him i put my books and moved it with himand i went home and forgot the books in school >_>

Pfft, I always do my homeworks :p

Mines errr... Miss i moved house over the weekend and it kinda got lost

Yet i seem to move house every week:p

I TOLD EM.. THAT MY HOMEWORK ATE MY DOG :d

I said I had a really bad nose bleed last night and got blood all over it.

I Just Said That My Sister Used It And Put It In The Cats Litter Box
It Worked
And
It Fell Under The Fridge
They All Ways Work :D