Whats the funniest reason you have ahad a detention for..
Mine would have to be saying i broke my kidney Rofl my teacher took it so serously!
Tanya got one for her skirt being too short ROFLMAOM but i bet thats not the funniest?
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Whats the funniest reason you have ahad a detention for..
Mine would have to be saying i broke my kidney Rofl my teacher took it so serously!
Tanya got one for her skirt being too short ROFLMAOM but i bet thats not the funniest?
I sprayed Fart gas in a girls hair....
ohmygod! koolQuote:
Originally Posted by Fused
Bet she was stinkin'
Like poop :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rosie:
Probly when i was writing stuff on the register for the sub stuff like Threasa Green , Master Bates , Paul M'Crotch ect... some are to rude
Slapping a teacher with a paper bat ".
Phil mcrackin, tina bonerr, christina boner rofl, ben dover,chinese= takasuki
russion= nikazofalot
This year I've been getting a lot of detentions for no reason. I got one for lighting splints then chucking them on the heat-proof mats in science.
not giving in an absence note.....
Thats a health risk you prat how stupid of you !Quote:
Originally Posted by Rupsie
cool u ARSONEST!!!!!!
Bah Beat This. I Havent had a Detention Yet ;D
Oh and i had one for chucking a piece of paper at my science teacher last year an he went come see me at the end of the day and he put the piece of paper on the floor and went pick it up i was like idiot , and i turned the gas tap on got a lit splint put it in front and it went woosh and i got doneeee for putting others at danger
coughing in a test ''/
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Originally Posted by Char
No it isnt, you jsut light a splint then chuck it down onto the mat...
Its a health risk there could have been sparks or paper by which could catch alight your rather stupid for doing that and dont go giggling thinking its funny, bet your schools glad tbh you not inQuote:
Originally Posted by Rupsie
I wasnt giggling. There was no paper and splints burn like instantly when you put them on the matt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Char
NO FIGHTING KIDSQuote:
Originally Posted by Rupsie
Teacher said i would go to hell when she heard me swear, so i said "I'll see you there sometime"
:)
me either, well I havn't been to any ''/ lololQuote:
Originally Posted by -Acidic
I Havent even Got one ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Clarissa.
Im a Good Boyy
You probably just don't get caught lol :PQuote:
Originally Posted by -Acidic
I got NONE in year 7,8 and 9 [except one in year 9 which was 4 no reason so i complained] in year 10 they can keep you back for longer so teachers give them out SOO much :(
7 got none, 8 got tons, 9 got quite a few so far.
Year 10 means they can keep you back for like 40 mins so they take advantage. I got detention for putting a rubber in the italian teachers coffee and it wasnt even me "/
i got a detention for changing the time on the clock and our teacher let us go 20 mins early :P it was so worth it :D
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We have bells so we just leave lesson when the bell rings. That trick wouldn't work :(
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Originally Posted by Clarissa.
Im Starting to Get Caught more often.. ;D
oh yea in our computer room one of our teachers left there account signed in so we deleted the work we was doing and was sending emails to staff members got 45minute debt and put in unit for a day agen so worth it :P
Lmao sometimes we save work in the "public"file so everyone and the teacher can access it quickly but some people delete others work. --SS-- DOES IT !
Ive got 2 detentions; Homework not good enough and Erm.. I Cant Remember. Ill give it a think.
Come to think of it. I ctually do most of these things to A teacher I fancy.
1. He was writing Alfred Hitch**** On The Board and he was writing it well slow on purpose cos my mate didnt know how to spell it so I shouted ****, He was Like "Omg, Laura, What The HELL Are you thinking of" and my mates were like your hmhm. He couldn't stop laughing then.
2. I chucked about 10 paper balls at him cos; He never answered me, he chucked ones at me, He said I throw like a girl and I was like ***, He was liek Lmao.
I Actualy Break, Nearly, All rules In One Lesson.
Chew Gum
Hit People [mates for fun Lmaoo]
Top button undone
Talk when teacher does
Throw stuff at people including teachers.
And Loads More Lmaoo.
If He Wasnt So Nice Then I Would Have Like 16 More Detentions.
Probably for not telling the french teacher who put the tampon on the her desk.
For pulling plants out of their plant box. :rolleyes: Had to write a sorry letter. I didn't mean a word of it though [I have reasons]
fighting in class , a proper fight o.O
it was in a science lab aswell !
For my tie being too short and dropping my pencil :$
how harsdhQuote:
Originally Posted by Dupion
Mine was not doing any homework and Cca's
Detention for not attending girl guides meeting/foot drills.
Then went for detention but me and elaine sat outside the detention classroom coz the classroom was full.
Next day, my school discipline mistress, Chua-Ong [:rolleyes: ] called out those who didnt attend the detention class and our names were called too AND we were suspended from class [psshh!!].
Went to settle matters with her but she wldnt believe unless a teacher who saw us sit outside the classroom...wasted like 4-5 periods till recess...and we found our witness..lalala...Mr Goh [science teacher rox!!]
Asked him for a note to be given to Chua-ong and suspension against us were dropped [YAYNESS!] tough day but we missed loads of lessons hahaz.
P.s. Mrs Chua SMELLS! shes not a good discipline teacher... Janet Wong pwns!
Our school has like a woodwork shop and we work in our old heads house(our school is low on money) anyway there is a fence cutting us off and in one part of the fence you can lift it up to move the trailer so we did and brought the trailer in and then carried on jumping off walls and climbing and stuff and the teacher came out and was like wth! but i didn't get a detention have never had one in my life but i have been kicked out of 2 schools.
:o Detention rocks! I like detentions lol... ehh, been kiked out of school for what reasons?Quote:
Originally Posted by TealArms