And I'll rep you.
I'll be honest if you did or not. ^_____^
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I'll be honest if you did or not. ^_____^
Id post somthing that would make me laugh, but I don't think youll find it funny.
If I could post a picture of Cassie, I know that would make you laugh. Too bad I can't though.
Cassie and Craig have text ***
EDIT By: Steven. (Forum MOD): Please do not avoid the forum filter.
Ross sent me it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Loaned
It's now on google and on yahoo search. ^_-
Edit: Not funny hellz. :P Probably true! But not funny xD
rofl ! that made me laugh +rep how did you get it on there :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadaj
Yeah it's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadaj
I could report you to the police for that ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadaj
If you own a website (A .co.uk you can put certain images under google UK and Yahoo UK image search) :p
Cassie: My picture is on the internet pls.
Police: Really? Wow.
Cassie: Yeah, I don't know who put it on, who he is, where he lives, nothing. Arrest him please.
Police: Are you stupid?
I can just see that. ^____^
Oh, I have an invisible I.P which changes on every page I go to so it would be impossible to trace me. =D
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"
Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Little Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Little Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Little Johnny both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Little Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Little Johnny: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Little Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Little Johnny: "Coconut"
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...)
Little Johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Little Johnny: "Yup"
Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"
Little Johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"
Little Johnny: "Arrow"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?"
Little Johnny: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put him
in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Actually you had no right on putting it up on there and they would still be able to trace you, and i know your name and where you live..
And you say JackHB is a stalker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassie
I was reading that and thinking "Whys he posting that?" I get it, but its not funny funny and I never laughed. ;)
Edit: Cassie, are you sure thats my real name and where I live. ;)
lmao. owned plxQuote:
Originally Posted by Loaned
Pie... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok il sthu and go be ghetto somewhere else.
Do i need to come into every thread in this forum and tell you not to bully each other?
Stop it!
Thanks ;-l
Yes, I believe you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven.
-Schlurp- There so nasty arent they.
if you can't handle it you shouldn't be a moderator in this section then, cause that's basically what this forum's about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven.
Haha that made me laugh so much , i would rep you but i have to spread , hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cassie
I'm not bullying anyone, she's being a pleb. I can't help the fact that she is and always wants to cause and argument like the little girl she is.
Anyway, no ones made me laugh yet.
bad rep or good rep, cause if it's good rep i'd be worried about you eamonn.Quote:
Originally Posted by eamonns
Good obviously :rolleyes: I would never bad rep cassie i love cassie , sorry i had to say that haha of corse bad KassieQuote:
Originally Posted by Kaye
lmao when i read the first bit i was like woah this kid's on crackQuote:
Originally Posted by eamonns
Haha, eamonn on crack... [Cough] I said nothing.
Don't worry, I bad repped her.Quote:
Originally Posted by eamonns
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
:rolleyes:
That last bit made me smile :P + rep xD
Kadaj is highly intelligent.
That should have you laughing.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Kadaj can't be intelligent he's ghetto lyk me y0!
9 Cats are on a boat, 1 jumps off..
How many are left?
0 they were al copycats
lol
i dunno what to post
i am the biggest nooby idiot on this forum
no wait , that aint funny
that the truth
i dunno
help
*shouts*muuuuuuuum , tell me a joke*shouts*
really old joke :
how many emos does it take to scréw in a lightbulb?
none, they all sit in the corner, crying and slitting their wrists over who gets to do it.
roffle !Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaye
omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!Quote:
Originally Posted by pechie100
Oli is a moron.
lmao that made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loaned
funny? =] Well, honestly, i cant be funny all that much, well. Not when i want to be, sometimes people find it funny when i dont say anything.. Kinda weird. But yah. Anyways, trying to make you laugh. Right. Okay, here we go;[ im only going up to 5. Im to lazy to do everything else, well. All the days or w.e]
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, four rotten eggs, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to mee, FIVE DEAD CARCASUS. =] FOUR ROTTEN EGGS, THREE FRENCH MEN, TWO UGLY PIMPLES, AND A SQUIRELL IN A KANGEROOS POUCH :)
Enjoy <3
funny...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loaned
Laugh out really really REALLY loud exclamation mark thats hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by Kadaj
Zahrina... you must have some funny jokes.