Lols, mine has gotta be this from i robot
-Sneezes-......... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshizer :p
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Lols, mine has gotta be this from i robot
-Sneezes-......... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshizer :p
lol, that one is funny :P
and this one out of ice age
*nice try bucktooth*
*so you think im a liar?*
*i didnt say that*
*but you were thinking it*
*i dont like this guy he reads minds*
Lol i used to use that on here all the time ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Freddos rule!
I like Fat B*stards from Austin Powers
"GET IN MY BELLY"
best quote ever from old school lets goooo streakkinngn woooo ;]
Do the chickens have large talons?
''Cindy, This **** is messing up my floor!'' Scary Movie 3
''Cindy, The TV's leaking'' Also SM3
''Thank you, I'll be nice now'' ''Really?'' ''NAH IM JUST *****IN WITH YA'' SM3
TINA YOU FAT LARD
Mean Girls :
Regina: OMG!! I love your shirt whered you get it??
Girl: it was my mums in the sixties
Regina: Vintige Kool!
Regina to Cady: That is the most ugliest effing shirt i have ever seen
From beetlejuice, Adam asks what Betelegeuse's qualifications are, his reply:
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
The way he says it just cracks me up.
Alos, I kinda like
"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot, the world forgetting, by the world forgot, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, aach prayer accepted and each wish resigned"
from Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
Not Another Teen Movie:
During football game:
*Guy misses kick, ruins the game and everyone is silent*
*Guy stands up and starts slowly clapping, getting faster. Everyone looks at him*
Girl: "You cant just start the clapping during any time during a teen movie, it has to be the right moment"
Guy: "How will I know its the right moment?"
Girl: "Oh, you'll know"
Haha, you kinda have to see it for it to be funny.
Mine aint a film but family guy xD
Stewie: Mommy I have a present for you! I'll give you a clue.. it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. ;)
From Mean Girls...
Karen: Trang Pak is a grotsy little byotch.
Regina: Still true
Gretchen: Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.
Regina: Still half true.
lol this 1 is from "****ie Roberts"
Ok ****ie Pretend Your 6 And Its Christmas Moring And You Just Got A Brand New Bike
****ie:Ok HOLY S*** A BIKE
Your 6
****ie:Holy Crap A Bike
Your 6
****ie:Goo Goo Ga Ga Bikey
All from Jarhead :p I love that film
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [the Doors' "Break On Through" being played on a flying by helicopter] That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
[in a gas-repellant suit]
Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark
Side.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. ************. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further ************. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every women the marine has ever ****ed. Debating differences, such as Cupid VS Mexican, Harlys VS Hondas, left VS right-handed ************. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying the male order bribed catalogue. Further ************. Planning a marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Joey are doing in the ally or in a hotel bed.
Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your ****s, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high!
Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a ****, but smaller!
Is jarhead any good? I may go see it ;]
My favourite movie quote;
'Napoleon Dynamite'
"Do the chickens have large talons there"
Roffl
Lmao that film is the funniest ever..Quote:
Originally Posted by RedStratocas
When shes painting LOL
Ha! Snatch is the best for this.
Doug the Head: Excuse me!?
Youths: ...??...*spits on floor* Its a free country innit?!
Doug the Head: Yes, but its not a free ****ing shop is it?! **** OFF!
Pulp Fiction
Samuel Jackson: Now, take out my wallet..
Robber: What one is it *stares worridly*..
Samuel Jackson: Its the one that says 'Bad Mother ****er' on it..
Mine has to be these from Scary Movie 3:
Becca: This is really weird...
[referring to ringing phone]
Kate: Yeah... Big house, only one phone...
[picks up phone]
Kate: Hello?
[passes it to Becca]
Becca: Hello?
Voice on Phone: I'm coming for you my precious...
Becca: [looks relieved] Hi Mom...
Brenda Meeks: There's something I need to tell you. I saw a tape. I think you should know about it. It had these really shocking images, Cindy.
Cindy: Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
Brenda Meeks: No, not that tape, Cindy.
[Tabitha crawls out of the TV, stands up, and empties a whole bunch of water out of her ear]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this ***** is messing up my floor!
[Tabitha walks to Brenda]
Brenda Meeks: Cindy, help me!
Cindy: I'm not listening.
[Brenda punches Tabitha]
Brenda Meeks: Get up, you little ugly *****. Come on! Let me see what you got!
[Tabitha tries to punch her, but Brenda holds her back]
Brenda Meeks: What you gonna do? That's all?
[punches her again]
Brenda Meeks: Ooh! I'm kicking her ***, Cindy! Yeah! What's up?
[proceeds to kick and head butt Tabitha]
And finally:
Brenda: [water drips from the TV set] Cindy, the TV's leaking.
I always get a kick out of those. :) What a funny movie.