http://hitman.us/main.html
Lol, they even do gift voucers and mugs! ;o
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http://hitman.us/main.html
Lol, they even do gift voucers and mugs! ;o
:o
wow Uber 1337 INI LOL
I accidently sent one for you Jason ;o =]
I'm getting one to take out one of the 10p freddos! ;)
0mgz
NOES! CANCEL IT PL0X :(
[Orders a few]
...
What?
-orders one to kill karl n jase- :)
Lol
Why does everybody wanna kill me?11/!
-Orders hitmen for whoever wants me dead-
-Orders hitman to kill cassie-
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Originally Posted by Krusty
-sets off to your house in a taxi- only 15 mins ;]
Hmm, i wonder when they kill them they put a little card in the hand saying something like "You've just been owned by hitman.us"
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Originally Posted by Freddos rule!
ROFLMAO i want one :)
Yes, you too can become part of our organization. Simply fill out our employment application form and find out if you qualify. please read all the details below before you complete the application.
The application fee is $4.95, payable through PayPal. This is a non-refundable application fee that is used to cover our administrative costs. The application fee does not in any way imply, or guarantee, that we will approve your application and offer you a job. To avoid any misunderstandings we kindly ask you to read our Terms and Conditions before you submit your application and before you send your payment. In the event that your application is not approved you are not entitled to receive a refund.
Good luck!
I'm joining ;P
"I was having a lot of problems with this jerk at work. Then I contacted HITMAN. Coincidentally, right around that time, our company organized a trip to the zoo. I was hardly able to contain my amusement next morning when I read the headline, "Terrified Onlookers Scream in Disbelief as Man Eaten Alive by Heard of Hungry Alligators". Due to the absence of a body the cops had to be identified the victim by process of elimination. Needles to say, he never bothered me again. Thanks, HITMAN."
Lol.
Lmao, its only £7 to become a hitman?
I'm skilled in all of them k :DQuote:
Step 2 - Describe your Professional Criminal Experience:
Please answer truthfully. Deliberate misrepresentation is a federal offense.
Criminal Experience
Criminal Record
Education
Special Skills
Firearms
Explosives
Poisons
Martial Arts
Torture
Sounds fake now :x
"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver
Rofllmao
ROFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Liam.
"I had this huge crush on this girl. There was only one problem: her boyfriend. So, I contacted HITMAN and problem was quickly solved. The doctors said that they did everything they could, but that they didn't catch his sudden illness on time, and that it was simply too late to make arrangements for a liver transplant. I was there to console the girl through her hard times. We've been happily married ever since."
Lol, Poor Bf :o
"My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."
F.U. -- Student
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Originally Posted by Freddos rule!
Poor girll
Greatest Hits
Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage
1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a *****house
6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
lolol
Rofl, nice site and i'll laugh if they think there services are valid. Funny site though :p
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?..._id=741440#top
HITMAN MUG, I WANT IT PL0X :(
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Originally Posted by Freddos rule!
Get one saying " Cassie pwned me " :]
Who wants to go halfs on a hitman to get craig ;D
"3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt"
Pah, already posted. Im useless...
A lot of money, but I think the whole site is cool ^_^.
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Originally Posted by Liam.
I think its fake :rolleyes: llok at the name
Lmao thats why you shouldent tell people online where you live they could send one to get out ;o!!!! ;D
*Finishes Form*Quote:
Originally Posted by xMatt
sorry what was that? >: P
*Off topic:* i said you smell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaz-
Back on topic: Yer kinda cool website as well but it could be fake like someother people said :eusa_whis
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Originally Posted by Liam.
Not me !SHIFT+ONEx5million