Habboxforum Episode 4: Why did the tramp cross the road?
Episode Five
THE LAST EPISODE CAN BE VIEWED HERE: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthrea...79#post1631779
Intro: Well, wasn’t the last episode interesting? We found out that a gay man was straight, that a Policeman was going to own a tramp, and that gangsters can catch babies. What else could happen in this catastrophe? I don’t know!
Chapter One:
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Matt’s alarm clock buzzed. He groaned, looked at the time (7.30am) and hit his alarm clock. It stopped beeping.
“Another day, another dollar!” he whispered to himself.
He put on his My Little Pony dressing gown with matching Postman Pat slippers, and trotted downstairs for a cup of tea and a Trebor Extra Strong. He gulped down his tea, and sucked on his mint, then walked down the stairs to his basement.
“A-ha, Jordan, have a nice night dear?” said Matt grinning.
Jordan spat at Matt, and the saliva covered Jess on his left Postman Pat slipper.
“Did you just spit at me? You smelly little tramp. You’ll pay for that. In blood!” screamed Matt.
Matt approached Jordan, and put his head on Jordan’s head. Jordan swang his head back, and headbutted Matt in the nose. Blood poured everywhere. Matt’s My Little Pony dressing gown was ruined. Not even Daz was going to get out that nasty stain.
“Aargh!” screamed Matt “My nooze is hurtig.”
Matt ran up to Jordan with his knife, but Jordan grabbed Matt’s hand, and grabbed the knife from it. He slashed Matt across the face, then cut the rope attached to his ankles. Jordan landed on his hands and knees then pushed Matt to the floor, then stole his slippers, and escaped from the house. He sprinted across the road and got hit by a car.
Chapter Two:
Cassie rolled over and screamed.
“What the hell,” said Tommo.
“What happened?” asked Cassie in shock.
“We’re both naked and we’re both laying in the same bed. The clock says midday, there are white sticky stains everywhere and I have a hard one. It’s obvious we had a naked milk drinking contest.” Tommo explained.
Chapter Three:
Ding dong.
Tanya’s doorbell rang. She huffed and sighed, then stormed to the door and swung open the door. Before seeing who was at the door she shouted “WHADDA YOU WANT?”
“Err hey, I’m Sam,” said the man at the door.
“And..?” asked Tanya
“I have your baby, I caught her yesterday.” Sam replied
“I don’t want her!” exclaimed Tanya.
“Look miss, we need to talk about this, this is your responsibility,” explained Sam.
“I just.. I can’t deal with it!” Tanya screamed, and at this point she burst into tears.
“I think you’re well buff,” Sam chipped in.
“Oh seen blud, you’re pretty fit too.”
“Wanna hit the hay?”
“Sicko.”
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Tanya and Sam had it large.
Chapter Four
Lee knocked on Emma’s door with a bunch of knives and a poem.
“I love you more than blood,
I want you to cry in the corner with me,
You’re the blade to my razor,
The Dashboard to my Confessional,
And the Kleenex to my tears.
I love you Emma.
And if you could take my wrist for slitting,
I would be truly grateful.”
“I don’t know what to say,” said Emma. “I think I love you Lee.”
“Brap brap, dass fat up blud,” Lee replied joyfully.
And they all slitted happily ever after.
EnddnE
So then, Jordan is a great ninja but doesn’t know the green cross code.
Tanya had it large with Sam.
And Matt is going to need a miracle to get the saliva marks out of his slippers.
Did Lee bring Wilkinson Sword knives?
Did Tommo and Cassie drink semi or whole milk?
And will Adam ever get laid?
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK M8.
