ALAS, WOE IS ME, FOR THOU HATH FORESAKEN ME WITH THOU'S FALSEHOODS UPON MY GOOD NATURE, SORROW UNTO ALL!!!!
It's quite a funny story really...
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ALAS, WOE IS ME, FOR THOU HATH FORESAKEN ME WITH THOU'S FALSEHOODS UPON MY GOOD NATURE, SORROW UNTO ALL!!!!
It's quite a funny story really...
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ALAS! WOE UNTO ME FOR THOU HATH FORSAKEN ME WITH THOU TREACOROUS DEEDS OF SPAMMETHING! SORROW UNTO ALL!
helen is preggers with the popes baby :o
I second that pls.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHEEPY
OH TOUCHÉ!Quote:
Originally Posted by ssricky
alas he has holy sploogeQuote:
Originally Posted by Janeh
I accidently posted on wrong account lols, confused is me ;D
ALAS FOR MY PUBES BE OF THE GINGER OREINTATION
ALAS! CAN I TOUCHÉ THEM>Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
TOUCHE TOUCHE TOUCHE !!!1
I am so happy I left that convo.
ALAS! WOE IS YOU.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clarissa.
Helen and I are talking over skype and we cant stop laughingQuote:
Originally Posted by Clarissa.ALAS
I really do worry about you lot.
ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.
ALAS! THOU IS A DISEASED ONE. DO NOT TOUCHÉ HIM!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS, SORROW UNTO ADRIAN, FOR HE HATH A DISEASE CALLED AIDS.
ALAS! THOU IS A DISEASED ONE. DO NOT TOUCHÉ HIM!
LOL
alas i hath forsaken thy holy grail and shall not be forgived.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xeu
ALAS! I WANT TO TOUCHÉ YOUR UDDER. WOE UNTO ALL YE MEER MORTALS.
SORROW UNTO ME
FOR BEHOLD
I HATH HIV!!
TRECHARY FROM ADRIAN, FOR ADRIAN DID FORCE ME TO SURRENDER MINE SOUL UNTO HIM
I HATH NO UNDERPANTYLOONS. THEREFORE MY UDDER HATH GROWN SO LARGE I HATH AN TUMOUR.
ALAS, THINE SORROW IS TOO GREAT FOR ME TO BEAR. WOE IS ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS THY SORROW HATH TAKEN MY SOUL AND THREW IT IN THY BLENDERQuote:
Originally Posted by Janeh
ROFLMAOOOOQuote:
Originally Posted by xeu
WOE UNTO THOU WHO HATH NO GENITIALS.
SORROW UPON THEM.
SORROW UPON MY PET CUHIKERO'S GRAVE STONE. HE WAS THINE TOUCHED BY JANEH. WOE IS ME.
ALAS WOE IS US ROFLAMOAAAMAOMAO
ALAS! THOU CUHIKERO'S GRAVE HATH BEEN BLESSED BY MY TOUCHÉ. WOE UNTO CLARISSA, FOR SHE HATH TURNED AWAY TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE! CURSED ARE HER BREASTS!Quote:
Originally Posted by xeu
I PRAY UNTO YOU, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON CLARISSAS NIPPLES, FOR THEY HATH NO SOUL
I PRAY UNTO YOU, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON CLARISSAS NIPPLETS, FOR THEY HATH NO SOUL
LOOLL.
ROFLMAO!!1
alas for i hath misplaced the holy toothbrush, woe into my genitials.
Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, who made thee?
Little lamb, I'll tell thee,
Little lamb, I'll tell thee!
He is called by thy name,
For he calls himself a lamb;
woe is me.... helen hath lost her electric toothbrush
ALAS UNTO THE ADMINS WHO SHALT PISHY THEIR PANTIES, SORROW UNTO TO THEIR PUMPUMS.
Alas my dear chum, I hath soiled my pantyloons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
ALAS! WOE UNTO US, WHEN THOU ADMINS DISCOVER OUR HOLY SPLOOGE LAND! THEIR TOUCHÉ WILL CONTAMINATE THE SPLOOGE. WOE IS US!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellybelly
WOE IS THEM, THEY HATH WET DREAMS AND COVERD IN SPLOOGE.
DID THOU RECEIVE MY TEXT BECAUSE, ALAS! I DID NOT KNOW IF IT HAD SENT! WOE IS ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by xeu
ALAS, DO NOT SUCKETH UPON MINE HOLY NIPPLETS FOR JANE HATH COMMITED TRECHARY AND STOLEN THEIR SPLOOGE, HATRED UPON HERQuote:
Originally Posted by Janeh
ALAS I DID NOT FOR YOUR PHONE IS THY CRAP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Janeh
ALAS IT WAS A PICTURE MESSAGE AND IT WAS BEING A BIG GHEY. WOE UNTO ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by xeu
ALAS, BECCA HATH ENTERED THE ANUS OF NO RETURN. WOE UNTO HER!