Put down some cheesy pick up lines here. lets see how cheesy we can get :p
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Put down some cheesy pick up lines here. lets see how cheesy we can get :p
My Word For Today Is Legs,
How About We Go Back To Your Place To See My Word In Action.
Haha, have you heard Avril Lavigne's ex guitarist's favourite pickup line? I'm not going to put it here because it might be a bit rude, but think the F word, and the letter U and you might well have it lol.
Fugg Ugly?
Thats Not A Pickup Line :@
Hey baby, can i check your temperature cause you are hot. lol.
*licks finger*
*wipes on ladies shirt*
lets get u outta them wet clothes :D
Lol! , hey there, i lost my number, could i have yours?
do you beleive in love at first sight? or should i walk past again?
Excuse me , i'm a bit lost, could you give me directions to your house?
The CHEESYNESS!!!! :o
Ok.... Want to go back to my place for pizza and : AHEM :
What? You don't like pizza??
You.Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
* Look down at your manhood * Well, it's not gonna AHEM itself!
lol. man, these are cheesy!
Did it hurt, when you dropped from heaven
Your daddy's a robber.
Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes....
Chees-ay!
wow u guys really do come up with the cheesyest pick up lines ever!!!!
i like the one about handcuffs ;) *giggles* norty HaHaHa!!!
lol i cant get cheesier :P
I just dropped my car off at the car wash, it took me five minutes to realise it was raining, this is supposedly one, never heard of it and it made me confused when I saw it.
If someone said any of these to me I wudnt no whether to laugh or tell them to **** off.
Concentric - Forum Moderator
Even though the word was filtered please try to avoid foul language.
Whoops sorry *bumps* :O it dont look like it *protection falls out* Whell then at least you was prepared *
'Wow, you have the shiniest eyes ever, I wish I Had diamonds like them.'
'Call the Pope, Heavens missing an Angel' is a corney one
That would be soo funny. i would never do it though :pQuote:
Originally Posted by .x-aimee-x.
If someone said any of these to me ,I'D just look at them with one eyebrow raised. I did that once. The d00d looked uncomfortable and shuffled off slowly. I felt so mean, but I got over it when he did the same thing to my mate :rolleyes:
Ok note id never use these because they are for rems... lol
Yo girl u must b tired u bin runnin round ma head all day
Damn u can kiss heaven goodbye coz it gotta b a sin to look that good
Only weird people say these things :p anyway. I got a couple (which, obviously, I don't use)
Baby, somebody better call God, cos he's missing an angel!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. (this one's popular around town here :p)
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Owwwwwwwwww it buuuuuuuuurns :p (this wasn't a pick up line :p)
suuuuuurrrreeee. we know you do not use these very cheesy pick up lines :p *cough cough`* lol jke!
The Joey Tribiani specail: How you doin'?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pixxell
:s its a bit un-original , but still..
Is that not to me or are you calling me a liar?! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by frontslide
Lol, its just a little joke. don't take it too seriously :p
I do not take things seriously!!!! Apart from myself...:D
P.S. You stole my line :o
i never stole anybody's line :@.
Concentric - Forum Moderator
Guys back on topic please!
lol here's a few really cheesy ones:
Guy:Are you a parking ticket?
Girl:What?
Guy:Well you got fine written all over you
When I saw you from across the room I fell off my chair and hit my head...so im gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons*winks*
Guy: If i were in the police,i'd arrest you
Girl:Why?
Guy:For stealing my heart without permission
Guy:Can you hold something for me?
Girl:uh...ok
Guy: *slips his hand into hers*
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christams?
Guy:Excuse me miss,you dropped something back there
Girl:*turns around*where?
Guy:Over there*points at table*
Girl:What did I drop?
Guy:My jaw
Guy:You look like my third wife
Girl:Oh? how many times have you been married?
Guy:Twice*grins*
lmao they are great!
"Guy:Can you hold something for me?
Girl:uh...ok
Guy: *slips his hand into hers*" <== that aint cheesy, thats well sweet!
I was kidding :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by frontslide
I never knew there were so many cheesy pick-up lines :s I must be very behind. Or that all the guys here use the same ones :p
This is my pick up line-
Hi, I'm Aimee.
That's what I say and it seems to work just fine.
Lol! If I had to choose one, my pick up line would be...umm...Quote:
Originally Posted by .x-aimee-x.
'Hey, how're you?'
Simple and easy. :p
They ain't cheesy :( i advice that you read the topic name :p. Lol, joke...your all welcome to put down whatever :p
Gals don't do cheesy :p
Well most of them don't :D
Here's a couple more cheesy pick ups:
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. (this one's actually quite sweet :p)
Lol, all back up to cheesy standard lol :P
If you came when I cried wolf, I'll keep on crying (cheesy yet weird)
Butcher: Is that shirt felt?
Hot girl: No
Butch: Do you want it to be :D
*worked for me lol*
woohoo i have a few more cheesy ones,one with a comeback and funny ones:
Person doing the picking up: *as the other person is leaving* Hey,aren't you forgetting something?
Person Being picked up:I dunno...what?
Person doing the picking up: Me *wink*
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
guy: Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
girl: i dont think so
guy: well how about in this life? *grins*
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right
I can read palms. *writes own number on their hand* Ooh it says your gonna call me soon!
guy: huh? Sorry,were you talking to me
girl:uh no
guy: well then,please start talking to me :)
guy:Hey haven't i seen you somewhere before?
girl:yeah,thats why i dont go there anymore
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
lol thanks to my stepdad for providing the comebacks