Real Life Runescape Mayhem

About 3 days ago I was on an Australian server (world 112) on Runescape. I was fishing and as usual there was the idiot of the guild there despretely seeking attention.

Eventually it led to the point that he started insulting me and calling me a macroer for not talking, which sparked a fight. He asked where I was from, I reported him and said QLD. He said where in QLD, I said where I lived and reported him again.

Eventually he said he lived near me and said he was coming to kill me, so I messaged Jagex though I was not worried about it. But today 4 kids showed up at my door.

They asked whether I was acidcantdie and I said yes. A kid on a bike got of it went right up to my door and started yelling cause I said I got his account banned. I politetly told him to "F off" and slammed the door.

About 5 minutes later I heard thumping on my roof, looked outside and the little brats were egging my house.

I went outside and told the kids to get lost or I'd call the police, and one spat in my face... thats when I got mad.

I morphed into my super duper 500ft demon eagle form and started breathing fire at the kids. But they somehow dodged it... and then I realised.

Those kids.... were ninjas...

I pulled out my machette and started swining at them, I chopped up the first one, slashed the second, hit a 32 on the third and the last was remaining...

He looked at me and said"
"You'll never stop my evil plan Acidcantdie ROFL ROFL ROFL"

He ran away never to be seen again. So I unmorphed went inside and wrote this exact encounter of it.

So yea another warning about giving your details out on runescape.

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

yeah same :P

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Originally Posted by JonJon

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

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Agreeeed ^^^

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Originally Posted by JonJon

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

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But that actually happened!!!

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Originally Posted by omgabear

But that actually happened!!!

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If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

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Originally Posted by JonJon

If you grew 500 ft high, surely you would get the armed forces right at your door, trying to tame you?

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I dont think anyone saw it :)

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Originally Posted by JonJon

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

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I did too xD

So far that's 4 aginst 1 then. You really did spoil the story. Sorry.

I got so into that you made me Auto Log Out :(

But did they really spit in your face ect?

is the first bit true? lol id of got my base ball bat out and my air rifle see what they said then

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Originally Posted by Roiksopp

is the first bit true? lol id of got my base ball bat out and my air rifle see what they said then

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I really don't know what to believe. If it is all fake, or some of it true and the rest was pure bull.

And did you make that sig? If so, nice attempt, but it's a bit squashed, and the mage's spell is a bit.... iffy.

LOL. I would of done that too.. Except i broke my air rifle :(
Just Get Some Kitchen Knives and threw them at them :)

yeh lol i did on paint but it did the job im gonna find summat i like and change soon any way

i think that he destroyed it once he said bout the morphing thing lol.

I just wasted 1min of my life reading that :rolleyes: first I though that it's a real story..but when you said you changed forms I was like ''okay..pills''

Mine, and everyone's point exactly.

ok u spoiled it so much ;[

I do hope you all know that this was never real, it was intended as a joke. No need to get upset guys :(

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Originally Posted by omgabear

I do hope you all know that this was never real, it was intended as a joke. No need to get upset guys :(

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So all of it was a joke?

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Originally Posted by JonJon

So all of it was a joke?

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yea... but I can become a super duper 500ft Demon Eagle

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Originally Posted by omgabear

yea... but I can become a super duper 500ft Demon Eagle

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No, but you can believe.

Lmao, that was getting good when you ruined it :(


Try writing a story on it ;o (without going to fairy land)

That rawked until you became a 500ft demon eagle then i got scared and **** myself :'(

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Originally Posted by JonJon

Wow. I was starting to get into that, thinking it was serious, until you made it stupid and said you morphed into something, and that kids were ninjas.

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lol same

Everyone knows this didn't happen. Except you. You're probably a mental patient. xD

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Originally Posted by omgabear

About 3 days ago I was on an Australian server (world 112) on Runescape. I was fishing and as usual there was the idiot of the guild there despretely seeking attention.

Eventually it led to the point that he started insulting me and calling me a macroer for not talking, which sparked a fight. He asked where I was from, I reported him and said QLD. He said where in QLD, I said where I lived and reported him again.

Eventually he said he lived near me and said he was coming to kill me, so I messaged Jagex though I was not worried about it. But today 4 kids showed up at my door.

They asked whether I was acidcantdie and I said yes. A kid on a bike got of it went right up to my door and started yelling cause I said I got his account banned. I politetly told him to "F off" and slammed the door.

About 5 minutes later I heard thumping on my roof, looked outside and the little brats were egging my house.

I went outside and told the kids to get lost or I'd call the police, and one spat in my face... thats when I got mad.

I morphed into my super duper 500ft demon eagle form and started breathing fire at the kids. But they somehow dodged it... and then I realised.

Those kids.... were ninjas...

I pulled out my machette and started swining at them, I chopped up the first one, slashed the second, hit a 32 on the third and the last was remaining...

He looked at me and said"
"You'll never stop my evil plan Acidcantdie ROFL ROFL ROFL"

He ran away never to be seen again. So I unmorphed went inside and wrote this exact encounter of it.

So yea another warning about giving your details out on runescape.

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I know, it happened to me aswell.

You must have escaped from the white house.

:o It was you who attacked me!

Lmao! That was a funny story. I was ready to post a long post telling you that that's what happens when you give out personal details lol.

And then he morphs into a demon and ruins it.

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Originally Posted by :Razr

And then he morphs into a demon and ruins it.

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WE KNOW!! I WAS THE FIRST TO POINT THAT OUT, AND LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SAID IT TOO!

You mean that didn`t realy happen ?

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Originally Posted by Stress Free

You mean that didn`t realy happen ?

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The morphing into the demon happened atleast

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Originally Posted by omgabear

The morphing into the demon happened atleast

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Right, that's it, I'm reporting you to Animal Control.

What about the Mental hospital?

I think this tread should be closed now as it is filled with spam

I second that. But spam is good...

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Originally Posted by Stress Free

I think this tread should be closed now as it is filled with spam

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No it isn't.

It is getting out of hand now, you have to admit.

Anywho, to redirect the spam.

That pacman wakka thing is on Futurama, with the Mrs. Pacman.

Lmao at the end they start to get tired and say wakka.......wakka slower :) :eusa_danc