Granting game ;o

Couldn't think of a name for it ;[
Basically how it works is the person above wishes for something and then the other person grants the wish but with a clause.

Example ;
Post 1 : I wish I had an I-pod
Post 2 : Granted, but you can't upload songs onto it

I'll start with :
I wish I had a million pounds ;]

Granted, but it's stolen from a bank

I wish I was in the BB house

Granted but you cant win
I wish i had another dog.

Granted but your other one dies :(

I wish I had a plasma tv

granted but there no on button ^^

i wish i wasnt so tired ^^

Granted, but you fall asleep anyway!

I wish I wasn't so BORED!

granted but your now annoyed


i wish the weather would stay warm

OMG
STOP POSTING FASTTTTT..

Granted, but you get dehidrated

I wish it was thundering and lightening.

not my fault ^^ normally pp lbeat me..

granted but ur house burns down


i wish i had more moooney <33

Granted, but you loose your house.

I wish i was skinny. lawl ;p

granted but... u get some random disease ^^

i wish i cud stop making typos

Granted, but you loose the letters i and o on your keyboard ^^

I wish i had friends. =[ lmaooo

granted but you nvr see them


i wish i had a pet duck ^^

+ noo letters i + o *crys*

Granted, but its violent and bites you all the time, inwhich it gets set free into the wild. lmao.

I wish i had my boyfriend back =[

granted but he cheats on u


i wish i cud think of a wish ^-^;

He did that last time!!! (rolls eyes very sarcasticly)

Granted, but you forget it. :P

not granted as no wish ^^

i wish keybored was a better pillow ^^

haha oh dear ;o

Granted, but its very hard.

I wish my top had buttons on it rofl

granted but they fall off?

i wish i cud sleep better at night ^^

Granted, but you have to sleep on the floor haha.

I wish i had the guts to speak on microphone.

i <33 floor ^^

anyways granted but your mic breaks ^^


i wish i spent less time on phone ^^

Granted, but you turn to your mobile phone. :D
If you dont have one, you get one, and then turn to that lmao.


I wish i didnt burp so loud :o

granted but u fart 2 loud


i wish i fell less

Granted, but you bang your head alot instead.

I wish i was less tempermental.

granted but u 4got how 2 talk ^^


i wish i cud keep a cloud in my room

Granted, but it dissappears after a while.

I wish people would leave me alone =[

granted but then no1 at all talks 2 u so u get lonely

i wish for world peace
LMAO ^^ i hope i win the contest <33

Granted, but one person wont hand in there gun, and shoots everyone :D

I wish you would loose the contest.

granted but there wasnt any contest ^^


i wish my room was tidy forever

Granted, but the floor will stay dirty forever :P

I wish that i had a jelly pot again rofl

Granted but your going to DIE!!!!!! (I stink at this game)

I wish you cant mess up my wishes.

Granted, but someone else does. :D

I wish you would accept im a better rhymer than you omgabear. :P

Granted but everyone knows im lying.

I wish for an AK.47 to kill everyone with

granted but he becomes better than u at everything else

i wish i cud rhyme O_o

Granted, but you can only rhyme for 1 minute.

I wish you would like me omgabear.

Granted, doesnt mean I dont want to viciously kill you.

I wish for a beer, im thirsty.

LOLOL Shup meanie =[

Granted, but you have another and another, and get drunk lmao.

I wish i wasnt ugly.

granted but every1 h8s u ^^


i wish for a non-spinning fan

Granted but it cant turn on.

Great self esteem btw illusions, and wats wrong with more than 1 beer? :)

I wish for something to do.

LOL, i get called ugly, and i think im ugly, rofl.

Granted, but you get bored of the thing inwhich to do.

P.S. More than 1 beer can end with you on the floor in your own sick rofl