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So ladies, get breast implants. They could (and probably will) someday save your life.
Sorry for the stupid post, but I thought it was great:P
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So ladies, get breast implants. They could (and probably will) someday save your life.
Sorry for the stupid post, but I thought it was great:P
lmao at the link you had before you edited this post...Quote:
Originally Posted by RedStratocas
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Originally Posted by frozenillusion
Haha, yeah. I was sending that pic to someone and got my pasting links mixed up, found the cow on myspace. Thank god I noticed or else this would have been the weirdest thread.
Yeh, but what are the chances of one of us getting hit by a Hezbollah rocket?
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Originally Posted by JonJon
... i was being sarcastic
But if you have to ask, 4 out of 5 people get hit
One of US. Not Israelis.I knew you were being sarcastic though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RedStratocas
Haha, I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by JonJon
No thanks, my breasts are big enough rofl.
Im get de-plants, or whatever, where you get them minimized or whatever rofl.
ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats really.. random.. it saved her life.. :o beyond random.
Saved by your own breasts. Wow.
What if you got shot in the face.
get a face implant rofl.
Maybe botox will save you
Well thats not something you hear everyday.. still hate surgery though. Be happy with what yer given I say.
De-plants, although would be useful haha they're bladdy annoying. xD
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Originally Posted by Nadgers
Ah well, i want mine minimized rofl.
ANYWAYS.
;]
Same, a bit. But I'd never do it cos it creeps me out. xD
What if you got shot in the face, while getting a face inplant.Quote:
Originally Posted by -Illusions
Why just ladies?! I'm saving up for some right this minute :rolleyes:
:P What size?
DD's .Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadgers
I say the army scrap bullet proof vests or whatever and give all their officers implants.
It will save their lives.
It will also scare the :rude: out of enemies when they see a bunch of men running towards them with huge breasts bouncing around. As for the women soldiers, the implants will make their breasts so big the enemies sit there drooling [=
i dunno, push the dr infront of u rofl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scriptermone
even tho ur asleep
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LOL. +rep Mr.Garion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nixt
You can also use the implants as a weapon! Wrestle the enemy to the ground and wiggle when on top of them so the implants become some sort of whacking sack. You could also use them to suffocate the enemy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nixt
Or hidden with guns like in austin powers, ah the wonders of implants haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by GommeInc
Machine Gun Jubblies... Hmmm, an upgrade maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadgers
I know another reason why Implants are great :rolleyes:
Gee, I wonder..
Oh oh I know! Pillows on the go?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stealth
Entertainment?
Well, knowing brandon and the conversation we had the other day (;)), he means bouncy xD
Aye who dun't like a bit of ol' breast to put on te plate
Totteh!
Excuse me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish Deli
It's just me havin' a laugh, no need to get all crusty wit me :$Quote:
Originally Posted by UshmaMulji
thats lucky..
aye now thats more than luckeh ^_^
Im going to get some :)
If they've had to remove it to get the shrapnel out.. does that mean that this woman now has one breast?
Heh, a difflated breast awaiting another implant, urgh "/Quote:
Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
I never knew Breasts would be so important..
You have a lot to learn.