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Gonna post a new one every day pm what u think dont post in here cause i wanna keep it deep thoughts only
Sept 9th
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If u feel bad about yourself Because somone got the right answer and you didn't reply with "Lucky Guess" This way you both feel bad together
Sept 11
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I looked up at the sky watching the sunset after a long day of fishing as it went from a salmon colour to a Flint grey. I thought it ironic that I cought a salmon earlyier and named it Flint
Sept 10*
Sept 11
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I can only imagine how mad a pirate would be if he dug up a treasure chest and found that it had no handles
Sept 11 (2)
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I wondered why my wife when driving down the road saw the beautiful rocks and then saw a sign that said ugly rock canyon wanted to complain about it. I then told her to wirte an essay about it and send it in the director of transportation and decided they where ugly just to get out of writing an essay.
(i got bored xD)
Sept 12
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I thought to myself when I shot a third of all the birds sitting on my roof the 6 crows that remained still where missing
Sept 13
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The Aliens that will eventually take over the world becuase they know the meaning of life won tell us it. I wonder if a little torture will help
(u kinda have to live in usa to understand it but if u watch the news then you prolly undersatand it)
Sept 14
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I wonder if Bill gates burned all his money would the price of gas go down and the value of the doler go up and put a lesser strain on the econonmy. but i doubt he would. would you?
Sept 15
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if all is fair in love and war. is all fair in a closet full of baboons
Sept 16
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My dad always said that laughter will make you live longer, maby thats why most of our family died of tuberculosis
Sept 17
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Sept 18
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2223/mydogky3.png
(this is ma doggy) xD
Sept 19
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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Sept 20
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Top ten ways to make your roommate mad
10.) A good way to make your roomate mad would be to buy a dozen potatoes and carve the faces of all your friends including him and then a week later eat the potato and say it just didn't belong
Sept 22
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Top 10 ways to Make your roommate mad
9) Move all the stuff on one side of them room them put an elephant on the other side and tell him "this is how i feel somtimes"
Sorry about the last few days was really busy
Sept 23
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Top ten ways to make your roommate mad
8) Draw a line under your nose and add a bit more each day then scream "ITS GROWING".
Sept 24
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top 10 ways to make your roommate mad
7) Pretend to have a seisure and then have him drive u to the hospital and when you get there say "thanks for the ride I needed more rubber gloves" Then shut the door and laugh
sorry been really busy with stuff gonna start somthing new bored with roomate stuff
Oct 23rd
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When my mom told me to go find a job and stop laying on her couch and i went out the front door but i think she forgot that we live on the moon and there is no where else to go
Lol, who are you talking to anyway is that your dog spence? :o she/hes cute
Isn't that what i said xD lol