So I got this new mobile

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02-10-2006, 09:04 PM
HaNnEs

So I got this new mobile

It's completely ***** ***** ***** ********* ****. So my friend goes "lolol look wot i jaked off sum grunga blud" (he actually speaks like that it's disgusting) and so I took it off him. I dunno whats going on. First it plays a sweet melody, then it breaks into full heavy metal, and smashes up my room and burning down my house. I don't care about all the priceless stuff I lost, but it scared my cat silly.

...

Well actually I dunno how to turn it on. Help.

http://broken.typepad.com/b/images/wonderphone_2.jpg

Anyone want it? £15 and it's yours.

I think £15 is about $3000 what with the current Wall Street Crash in the Weimar Republic. Bring on the Reich!

HEIL MERKEL

sorry

ok bye

#####~~~~~~~~~HaNnES :eusa_danc:eusa_danc
02-10-2006, 09:08 PM
Biseinen

Sexy ...
02-10-2006, 09:09 PM
HaNnEs

Not really I think it's disgusting that's why i'm selling it.
02-10-2006, 09:10 PM
Kymux

cOol. c
02-10-2006, 09:11 PM
Biseinen

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaNnEs

Not really I think it's disgusting that's why i'm selling it.

Naw, it's hot. I would seriously hit that.
02-10-2006, 09:15 PM
HaNnEs

buy it and you can hit it all you want
02-10-2006, 10:59 PM
Mentor

You sure thats even a mobile? it looks like a realy cheep and crapy cordless housephone "/
03-10-2006, 05:14 AM
-Soph-

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01101101entor

You sure thats even a mobile? it looks like a realy cheep and crapy cordless housephone "/

Thats what I thought..
It looks pretty much indentical to one of my old ones
03-10-2006, 08:11 AM
Kpod

looks like my house phone.
03-10-2006, 08:24 AM
::::

I think it is my house phone o.O
03-10-2006, 08:31 AM
Bef

Lmaaao wth <33
03-10-2006, 10:14 AM
YellowParasol

Quote:

Originally Posted by 01101101entor

You sure thats even a mobile? it looks like a realy cheep and crapy cordless housephone "/

Exactly what i thought... sorry but i wouldn't even pay £5 for it.
03-10-2006, 10:54 AM
Many

I think thats the worst phone i've seen in my life, no one would want to buy that im afraid :)
03-10-2006, 10:58 AM
YellowParasol

Thats true, thats not even a mobile is it ?
03-10-2006, 11:45 AM
:Hazel

That can't be a mobile phone. Its gross. Id rather spend 50p on a mars bar.
03-10-2006, 03:43 PM
HaNnEs

I dunno if it's a mobile or not because it WON'T TURN ON. Read the post.
03-10-2006, 04:28 PM
YellowParasol

Its because its a house phone.
03-10-2006, 04:36 PM
You

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellowParasol

Its because its a house phone.

its the same house phone you have, isn't it?
03-10-2006, 04:54 PM
YellowParasol

Nope alot different
03-10-2006, 09:11 PM
HaNnEs

Ok well I dunno what to do with it except throw it down the embankment. Don't walk on the embankment though.
03-10-2006, 09:12 PM
Irish Deli

aye son i got meself into a similar situation with them ******* ****ing greebo *****es mother****ers *** ** * *******... a***fe** got me grinden me ****** chaemotherapy ** ******* a milk chew *** ****...

Anyway lad ill offer tuppence fifty
04-10-2006, 04:45 PM
brapbrap

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Deli

aye son i got meself into a similar situation with them ******* ****ing greebo *****es mother****ers *** ** * *******... a***fe** got me grinden me ****** chaemotherapy ** ******* a milk chew *** ****...

Anyway lad ill offer tuppence fifty

WTH, English please?

Did you just say a Milking cow is going through Chemotheorpy?