...during or after intercourse.
Discuss.
- And for that, you win a cookie!
- Would this be a bad time to tell you I'm gay?
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...during or after intercourse.
Discuss.
- And for that, you win a cookie!
- Would this be a bad time to tell you I'm gay?
i have aids.
- My wife has dinner ready
- That's $40
- I've had better.
Lol .
That was great *wrong name here* ?>>!>!?!>"?!
Oops the condom broke, my bad.
You are a man in drag, aren't you?
You are a woman in drag, aren't you?
Screaming the wrong name...yeah, you get the idea.
that's ok, i've already got aids anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by Juggle
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sazzle
How horrified would the other person be lmao!
You know how i said i was on the pill...
First come, first serve... After not giving your partner ANY pleasure whatsoever
Sorry for double post... thought i was editing. DONT BEAT ME.
Close your legs, you dirty girl.
Its ok if you think im not attractive, just imagine i'm your mum, like i was doing
"You Know How I Said I Was A Man?"
What on earth is THAT?!
ahahaha that made me lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
That would work if they were two girls?Quote:
Originally Posted by ??!shadow!??
My condom fell off, I think your second mouth ate it.
Wait... your alive?
Next.
Tomorrow you may feel a burning sensation when you go to the toilet, don't get to worked up, you wont die.
-Ringsupmate- Okay you owe me a tenner, i pulled the pig.
Have you found the right hole yet?
You know when i said i was 16...
Pass the fungal creame.
Damn gasoline is so much better then vaseline... -lights ciggy-
hah, i've removed it.
Have you been fishing lately?
No that was extremely rubbish and not funny what so ever.. :(
It still made me "lol". [:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffles
Does it always go that quickly?
Damn, I'm late for my next... meeting... :rolleyes:
Can i borrow your hairbrush...
So whats your second name... Shall little britney take on your lastname or mine or we could just double barrel.
Do you smell something?
Cash or cheque?
Did i tell you my great aunt gertrude died in this bed?
Its nice being in bed with a women i don't have to inflate
Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
What? I thought a sock would be a great substitute for a condom...
Just imagine, this time next week, it'll be your best friend lieing there.
THAT's your voice?!
THAT's your reproductive organ?!
That's 3 generations now!
- Sorry, I have a call from my wife
- Your dumped
- Thats £30 please
- I'm a transexual
- I have AIDS
- Sorry, let me take my vibrator out first
ive seen bigger
tell me wen its in
Iv got 178 stis, 17 of which are only found in sharks.
It was like throwing a sasauge down a hallway...
Wheres my shovel?
Lets just make sure the lights off next time...
You woke me up for that?
"Wrong hole.."
Your mum was better.
I refuse to continue untill you put your paper bag back on.
Now, don't tell anyone i touched you.
"how was that for you?"
"I've had better."
Quick, get back to school before your reception teacher notices your gone.
do you take it up the *******?
Nick. (Forum Moderator) - Please don't avoid the filter.
SOZ BUT LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by MrPresident
@atthepersonwhobadreppedmeyouareclearynotgdinthehe ad