What chat up lines do you use ?
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What chat up lines do you use ?
Hi.
Thats the only thing I use. Chat up lines are just cheezy and make u looks stupid.
:eusa_whis
btw ur avatar looks like me! :lol:
They Say "Hey Sxi"
And you look them up and down and go "your telling me!"
"You must be well tired"
"why?"
"Cus u have been running round my heaad all day"
(Use this 1 wisely, they may take it the wrong way)
" Are You A Thief?"
"No, Why?"
"Because You Stole My Heart The Day I Met U"
S'all For Now... x)
Lol, i can't remember where i heard this one...
Are you jamaican? 'cause ja-makin me hot!
Hi, wassup.
It works.
Evening, my name is Dave, I like Dave things.
I don't use chat-up lines, they are so cheesey.
I think say, Hi, how are you, is better than some cheesy chat up line, I'd probably laugh and say get a life you ****.
Edited by Jacko2kn3: Please do not swear, even if it is filtered
Good evening or good morning or greetings
Ha ha I got to remember this one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by la-ur-en
I don't reall use chat up lines. I just say Hi or hello.
Here is a famous one: How are you doing? (joey :p)
i'd like to cut ur fingers off and plant a how feild of y'all
(this does not work well with people who have wooden arms)
600th post :)
if i was the alphabet man idd put u and i together
For girls? Usually Hi, I'm Mike, then I chat with em ;)
I like *****
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Originally Posted by ullie
Your a weird person...
I usually just mumble.
Then when they get annoyed and turn around and ask what the Hell I'm doing I say " I'm tryin' to get up enough courage to ask you out."
And if they reject I say:
" You smell so there "
i just get them talking then let the girl start telling me everything about her life and things wrong with it. then just say i understand, bad things always happens to the niciest of people, you have a lot going for u looks and intelligence or i know how u feel
I dont usually start chatting with poeople , they come to me , but I just say Heylo , or Heggo
i just speak to them, it always works.
lmao at that comment :pQuote:
Originally Posted by 2hd.
I also just chat with girls
since mostly they're all i have as friends
maybe.. 6 good guy friendS?
i used tp speak t girls all the time
I think most people just talk o.O
The best pirate pick up line:
Prepare to be boarded
:D
Hey how you doin?? lol
That one of the basement jaxx song, 'How many sugars do you like in your tea', 'forget about the sugar have a spoonful of me'.
But then again, how many guys ask girls how many sugars they like in their tea...not many.
dis guy Josh said to me
"Hi, im bob" :S haha, but it was kinda funny
garrr yonder jacko xD :eusa_dancQuote:
Originally Posted by Jacko2kn3
Hmm.. I LOVE YOU
That sounds bad, o so very bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by la-ur-en
On other terms, I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I Never use them as I have a really weird voice and I make them sound rude and offensive!
Lol!
Hi, I am aware that I'm fat, I do know I have rolls of fat, but we can bounce all night...
**** fat boy one.
lol some really funny ones there and some good ones from emma. :)
Yarrrr simplesimon12. I be a pirate, that I be, I sail my ship across the sea. The person who made this rhyme be me, 'cause I'm a pirate that I be!
[pirate: off] Yup, I heard it someone, can't remember where.
Erm, yeah, chat up lines....
YARRRR
Lol Jacko :D
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Yarr, I be making a pirate thread, clicking your cursor here to find the BOOTY!
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Chat up line: "I think I've seen you somewhere...Oh yeah, that's right, in the dictionary under KABLAM!"
Thanks to The Fresh Prince for that one ;)
lol, i have one
"Hey whats your name, is it conjo, coz you look like it"
Ahoy Jacko, Wanna shiver me timbers? ;).
Lol.
LOL AT AIMEE'S CHAT UP LINE! + REP!
I just go to them I LOVE YOU! lol
Chat up lines are so stupid :P
If it was a complete stranger it would just be normal like, hellooo.. Sorta thing :P