Lost episode ~*our story*

Kate- Sawyer, baby?
Sawyer- Hey kate *kisses*
Kate-I've been thinking about us..
Sawyer- o.. i see.
Kate- And i want your babys...
Sawyer-Bill,Phil,And Jill?
Kate-YES:D
Sawyer-I love you.
Kate-I love you to :)
Jack walks in..
Jack-I heard everything
Kate-Cools.
Jack-You know i want your babys! Jelly,Polly,Colly
Kate-Sorry but i dont love you and i love sawyer and im already pregnent you remember in episode 6? Well after that my period was late and stuff and i threw up loads and i've never slept with anyone else and sawyer was the one i did sleep with and i love him and his cawk is so huge and yours is the size of a peanut ;(
Jack-Surgery?
Kate-No jack i want it for real.
Meanwhile rosseaus in the jungle and spots someone and that is...
*YOU CARRY ON*

Eko!

Danielle - heyyyyyyy eko ekoo, louder than b4
eko - hi.
danielle - why the long face babz? last night not good enough?
eko - no. the island is talking to me
island - eko babes, wanna have a go?
eko - k, u were better than danielle.

+*+*++*++ danielle scream *++*+*+*+

danielle logs off and den alex logs on.

END OF EP ONE

Name of episode 2
Tiddly Winks

CONTINUE!

Massive explosion on island evrey one dies.

the end

Oh well you spoiled episode 2.

EPISODE 3
jack and Sawyer get intamate

jack - hey saywer
+*+*+sawyer kisses jack+*+*+
sawyer - yes pls

CONTINUE

Massive explosion evreyone on 'Alcatraz' die

The end

You make these episodes so exiting!

they cant choose to have a 3some.

jack is on bottom

the healing powers of the island reserect them alll


episode 1 of season 700


Hurley mmmmm chicken wing
Sawyer: thats scott
Hurley: ????????? that cnt be scott ethan killed him ????????
Rose: Steve
HUrley: What?
Rose: steve ure eating steve
HUrley: runs round screaming choking pukin and crying
Rose: well u said u were so hungry u could turn carnivorous


u guys carry on

sawyer and sayid get intimate but then sawyer stops them
sawyer-i cant do this i love kate and were having triplets
sayid- BUTTTTTTTT
sawyer-soz darlin'
sayid- fine, *sayid blows horn* jack and sayid get intimate.
sawyer and kate go on a romantic meal on da beach then have intaaacors.
alex rosseau walks through and says hey and walk through the jungle...
and SEES GHOSTS OF SCOTT AND STEVE EATING CHICKEN WINGS

-Scott and steve make out-

Claire comes in

Claire: Where is MY baby? He's MY baby! He's my baby CHARLIE!!! :@
Hurley: I don't know.. uh... Claire. Hey guys! I kinda... farted?
Charlie: HURLEY! That's bloody disgusting
Jack: Don't worry Hurley. I'm going to fix you

Eko rushes in

Eko: I had dream

Locke comes in

Locke: No Eko! It wasn't a dream. It's fate. Destiny
Eko: Do not confuse fate with destiny John
Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! :@

Sun and Jin enter fighting

Sun: CHUNG CHI OO AAA CHOO CHAAA
Jin: JAJA BONA ****OO CHUNG CHI!!! :@

Camera zooms in on Charlie

Charlie: Guys... where are we?

Charlie flashback:

Charlie: you all everybody... you all everybody

End of Flashback
End of Episode

LOST LOGO COMES UP ON SCREEN

Ill do the music.

HRRRRRMMMMMMGGRRRR HRR AHH EHH HAA HRR AHH EHH HAAA

-GO THRU O-

charlie sings
ORSON- NO TOMORROW
-eats a fish biscuit watching sawyer and kate have sx in the cage-
lovellly ;)
sun and jin carry on fighting
CHING CHON EFHWIEGBWG CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
michael buts in and snogs sun and makes gifted babys.
and walt goes to alex rosseau and says.
we'll be together im sorry karl was killed im here for you now darlin'

Locke falls over and stares at his toe once again.....

LMAOO
anyway
locke starts poking his leg to see if he can feal the pain
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME ISLAND, WHATEVER I HAVE DONE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, and not boon this time please.
Boone-Hey locke
Locke- Great... *gets out my "400" knives and stabs.
Boone-Touchy aren't we lockey, i cant die darlz.
Shannon-*makes ghost sounds*
Boone-Hey shannon
Shannon-Heyaz *shagz*
Locke- :O
Boone- Were half brother/sisters!
Locke-That makes it ok then :)
Sun makes a chinese.
DINNERS READY EVERYONE.
everyone gathers round the table.