Okay, Post your most noobiest most funniest most pathetic sayings you heard on habbo before ^^
Mine I would say is:
''Lost_Witness Is My cousin'' PMSFL!
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Okay, Post your most noobiest most funniest most pathetic sayings you heard on habbo before ^^
Mine I would say is:
''Lost_Witness Is My cousin'' PMSFL!
Let's see...
I got a few.
"LOK!!!!!1 ********* HAPPENZ WEN U TIPE UR PAZZWORD IN!!!!
"ILL GIVE U A CATUS FOR A RARE"
"It's not aNy brown plasto - it's v11 brown plasto!"
Hmm... The Award Goes To....
"[email protected] is the hotel managers email address...
send your name and pass and bday and she'll give you 1oooooooo free creditz
cause shes like, my sister"
That last remark got a reply of.. "Callie got banned monthes ago... :S"
Remember for anyone who reads this.. Scamming is against The Habbo Way and will get you banned.
So don't try this.
Lmao ^^ :)
Lol i love noob saying, i got a great screenie at home somthing like
"WHO WANFS 10001 CRFITS FORS 1 FURSI!!!"
Pmsl.
Boxiel Its: "WHo WANTTZS !!1000.012 CRedItfs fUR freEeeeEee?!!"
Most common:
PLZZZZ PAVRE DON8 TRONE U GT 2 MNY I WNT 1 PLZZZZZZZ
Heres the one I love:
don8 throne bobba 4 frew credz!
"I Will get you banned if you don't gimme a throne"
i r callie on er nu accownt
I NO LOT_WIITNEZZ AND IU ANM COLLECTIN DOn8IONZ!
Heard it today.
"can i have a throne please" lol
"selling a nice cumfy chair"
"i have been playing habbo for 6 years"
"i am a moderator"
"PRESS 999 4 LEZ SMEX I PAY THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A classic.
the best ever:
colmc, trick or treat
My favourite is:
"OMFGZZzaaaa LOCK YA FURNIES IN UR ROOMS MSG ARE COMING TO H4x U ALL OMFGZZZAAAAAAA"
These are some classics:
'Hello, I'm the hotel inspector, can you give me your furni so I can inspect it'
'Hi, i'm the taxman'
'Give me fernis and i give you a job tha pais!
Pweese Bwe MWY MUWUMMY. Loooooool
Tbh I think the word “noob” is :)
Its got to be, 1 furni for a job that pays
i dont get the logic, except the job never pays
"I nweed a dwaddy and mwummy, waaaaaa"
That makes me want to kill them. :rolleyes:
This one:
Hey Can i have your Hc sofa? If you don't i'll tell a mod!! So give me it now
"WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAA
WAAAA
WA!"
Too many Habbo children on E-Numbers have the need to scream 'Waa' in a room.
Ahem, some of us BETA testers *have* been playing for six years, Simplicated. I take exception to that.
"Mwe want a bwottle mwommy. Pwease cwan i hwave a bwother?" OMG I JUST WNAT TO KILL THOSE FRIGGEN BABIES. There soo anoying.
1) Babies dont talk.
2) Toddlers dont even talk like that
3) When you say it out loud, it doesnt even make sence
I had one a while ago..."Give me your pass and i'll put on 1000 free credits, you can even lock your rooms so i can't get in them" lmao xD.
"can i have some free furni please" so i gave her 1 piece... "awww but i need 2 give me another one i need 2" xD
"Give me 4 blue dragons for my hc sofa" i replyed no... "but you have loads give me them now!"
"Give me you pass and i will put 1000 credits on your account, you must be hc member, you must have credits and you must have lots and lots of furni for it to work."
Lol theres loads more but i cant think of them right now. the funny thing is i probably would have fell for them back in the day lol.
"you have to many hc sofas, you should give me them or ill ban you"
LOL
And this
"I just got hacked my norm can you donate a rare"
People in pole dancing clubs going: *str..........ips down 2 pantys* and people saying "li.............cks out*
'Hi I'm the mafia inspector I must see all your rooms' so I thought for a laugh let him... after he finished... ' That will be 1 Hc please'
By the door of a room, there was someone saying "you must be at least 18 or over to get in".
And a group of people go in my room, say "we are the repo men. we have come to take away your possesions".
"Selling super rare american vase of flowers" i asked him to show me and it turned out to be a normal vase, i then said its worth 4 creds... he replyed " but i baught it on .US and its woth 100" lol either way its still gonna be worth 4 creds even if you could bring it from hotel to hotel.
" Can I have your pass for 999999999999999999999999999999999 credits ? " LOL
"willl som1 don8 2 me i am por nd i need furniz!!1"
funniest noob scene i've seen was at some christmas thing last year. callie was supposed to be going to the theatredrome and was about half an hour late. the theatredrome was packed with noobs and one noob suddenly yells "CALLIE IS INVISIBLE, PRESS F5 2 C HER!!!!" and the row of dancing noobs on the stage suddenly all disappear..
im poor. please donate
&& omg i was in joes bb and this girl was like "i have to win this. my mum has cancer and if i dont win the prize money she will die"
i was like omg
No im pritty sure its what i said, 1 mo, ill get screenie ,;O
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7462/spellen2.png
SEE^^
"Hi im the hotel manager, if u dnt give me ur pass ill get u mega banned"
"Hobbas are still around ya know"
"hi im a room inzpector cn i see ur room 2 give it a mark out ov 1 2 10"
I think this one takes the cake:
Ima ickle widdle bwaby gwirl pwease gwive me fwurni
and i ask how old they are...and theyre like 10 months
someone started an early begging career.
noob= someone probably like 12 years old and acts like a 2 year old.
"I wost mwy mwuwmmy will yew adwodpt mee pwease? *Cute eyes*"
"Ill report you if you dont give me pleasure"
:s Weirdos.