What Is the Best comedy line of all time?
To Qualify:
1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist
If you Voted Other please put it below
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What Is the Best comedy line of all time?
To Qualify:
1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist
If you Voted Other please put it below
Update. I tried to adda poll with all the best quotes I could think of but I took to long to make it so I couldn't add it. Damn You HabboXForum!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'sJohnny.
My Favourite is:
'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley'
-Leslie Nielson, Airplane
Not another teen movie.
American Pie the naked mileee! :D
Lol what he saidQuote:
Originally Posted by tekni
cant post mine cos its got swearing in it, but it's out of Bad Boys 2 :P
The only one I can think of at the moment is out of Austin Powers: Goldmember, when Dr Evil and Austin are climbing the ladder near the end. Dr Evil goes up first then Austin Powers after.
Austin (Looking up): Y'know I used to think you were crazy...
Dr Evil: I know.
Austin: But now I see your nuts.
You gotta see it yourself you laugh. :P
Ohh, Kevin & Perry Go Large, haha!
Kevin: What you stopped for?
Perry: I'm having a ****.
Kevin & everyone on the beach: Errr!!
Perry: You gotta have a **** in the sea, its the law!
Naked mile is funny :PQuote:
Originally Posted by DiscoPat
"I eat pieces of *poo like you for breakfast,
You eat pieces of *poo for breakfast?"
*not word used but you get the idea
Happy Gilmore
Great film! Adam Sandler is the best. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Neil
Napolean Dynamite
"What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Dunes"
"Dang! Lucky. You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"How much you wanna make a bet i can throw a football over them mountains?"
"Napolean, dont be jealous that ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides , we both know im training to become a cage fighter."
Pretty much anything that was ever on Father Ted was done perfectly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by tekni
yer very good one lol
WTH? #2 is so randomQuote:
Originally Posted by MrLore
"Its so HOT outside... milk was a bad choice"
It sounds better when Will Farell says it though. Anchorman is one of my favorite movies.
If your from africa why are you white - Caren off mean girls
YOU CARNT JOIN MATHELEETES ITS SOCIAL SUICIDE - Damien Mean girls =]
It's not random, I was just worried people would quote Blazing Saddles (they use the 'N' word a lot and I didn't want to get in trouble for not telling people not to use them)Quote:
Originally Posted by RedStratocas
Mine Is Out Of The Life Of Bryan (Monty Python)
I Cant Post Due To Swearing...
my 2 favourite are from anchorman
"where'd you get that grenade from?"
"iuno."
and
-gets stabbed in the arm-
"oh no you DONT!"
-pulls back out-
you have to see it to find them funny tbh.
Mines got swearing in so I won't post it. It's from Mean Machine just to let you know :D
There's also one from The Longest Yard that's racist so I won't post that either