What Is the Best comedy line of all time?
To Qualify:
1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist
If you Voted Other please put it below
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What Is the Best comedy line of all time?
To Qualify:
1) It must be a comedy film
2. It must not be rascist
If you Voted Other please put it below
Update. I tried to adda poll with all the best quotes I could think of but I took to long to make it so I couldn't add it. Damn You HabboXForum!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'sJohnny.
My Favourite is:
'I am serious, and don't call me Shirley'
-Leslie Nielson, Airplane
Not another teen movie.
American Pie the naked mileee! :D
cant post mine cos its got swearing in it, but it's out of Bad Boys 2 :P
The only one I can think of at the moment is out of Austin Powers: Goldmember, when Dr Evil and Austin are climbing the ladder near the end. Dr Evil goes up first then Austin Powers after.
Austin (Looking up): Y'know I used to think you were crazy...
Dr Evil: I know.
Austin: But now I see your nuts.
You gotta see it yourself you laugh. :P
Ohh, Kevin & Perry Go Large, haha!
Kevin: What you stopped for?
Perry: I'm having a ****.
Kevin & everyone on the beach: Errr!!
Perry: You gotta have a **** in the sea, its the law!
Napolean Dynamite
"What The Flip Was Grandma Doing At The Dunes"
"Dang! Lucky. You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"How much you wanna make a bet i can throw a football over them mountains?"
"Napolean, dont be jealous that ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides , we both know im training to become a cage fighter."
Pretty much anything that was ever on Father Ted was done perfectly.
If your from africa why are you white - Caren off mean girls
YOU CARNT JOIN MATHELEETES ITS SOCIAL SUICIDE - Damien Mean girls =]
Mine Is Out Of The Life Of Bryan (Monty Python)
I Cant Post Due To Swearing...
my 2 favourite are from anchorman
"where'd you get that grenade from?"
"iuno."
and
-gets stabbed in the arm-
"oh no you DONT!"
-pulls back out-
you have to see it to find them funny tbh.
Mines got swearing in so I won't post it. It's from Mean Machine just to let you know :D
There's also one from The Longest Yard that's racist so I won't post that either