diary of gal who married black man pt 2 x
tuesday
as i woke up i couldnt see dat well coz i drank 2 many quad vodz da nite earlier. i felt like i'd bin abused bi a killer whale kk. altho ashley iz a bit rampant in bed ;) neway so i got up n put ma face on, had a lil boogie 2 "somethin kinda oo" on da radio, nicola (dats da ginger 4 eyed one lolz) totally ruined da song so i turned it off. i drank sum coffee n went 2 ma wardrobe. i pulled a short dior summa dress ova ma curvy body accompanied by a pair of dior shoes. i got ma small white purse n went outside.
da birds sung 2 me but i threw stones at dem cos they were singin a sugababes song (cheap tarts). i den got on ma bike n adjusted ma wavy brown hair n started 2 peddle as it blew bcos of da wind.
i went 2 the library 2 find sum boi's who paid me 2 let them lay me on da table n pound me ard. xxx it was v. steamy. i took ma earnings n went 2 a pub. i bort sum bacardi n got bladdered hehe. i ripped ma dress off n shaked ma melons from side 2 side (i had 2 small syrup melons in ma purse) den let go n gave da bois wat dey wanted. sum1 took me out n we made luv somewer.
da next mornin i woke up in a tacky ford fiesta with a fat bloke lyin on top of me. i opened da door wif ma foot n kiked him out. he was still out of it so i robbed his keys n drove home. i thort 2 maself i need 2 rent more books n eat more vegetables. mainly parsnips n courgettes. they're juicy n hard. i dnt think da ford fiesta gave me ma 5 a day last nite so i dno yano lol!!! i layed on da sofa n stroked ma cats n kittens hu i luv. they fell asleep so i went 2 bed n reflected on wot happened in da day n dat.
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luv chezza
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