Opposite of Nixts thread. :)
Opposite of Nixts thread. :)
"hiya, r i ded?"
"got credz?/??/"
I would like to say that Sarey said that coming on the PC on Christmas day was sad when she was on, on Christmas day :rolleyes: so she shall be hailed with err frogs :)
also that I deserve to be on the right hand side of Jesus :).
"Why'd you have to kill me now?! I was FINALLY just about to get laid.."
Lol @ that.Quote:
Originally Posted by StainCast
Can i go back, i forgot my luggage?
"Oh... can I go back really quick? There's a few people I need to kill while I have the chance."
jezus forgot his cross!!
iya bbz wers mi room?
"You need to shave..."
What about my bro? Oh wait, he'll be in hell.
I'd ask why am I here.
I'd say
"Is this it? F*** this, I'm off to Hell."
"F*** heaven, I wanna go to hell, 'cause I want whips 'n' chains."
- Notorious B.I.G.
o he wud probs lightning bolt u away after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cola
I'd say:
"Can I have a medium burger and a large coke?"
"Nice place you got here.."
I bet it's a dump, all the fat American angels can't be bothered to work and they sit and get fat 24/7.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon
how i'd just love to bend u ova big boi
LMAOOOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by bare mint m8
erm...
shall we go to ur room?
"Where is the lesbian section?"
I would say "thank you for accepting me :hot:"
im sure me and you can sort something out , to get me back down there
wot's poppin' doc.
why has my life been cruddy
and why on earth do incredibly fat people exist
i wouldnt go to heaven ;O
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
*DEEP BREATHZ*
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
X10.
"Phew."
OMG KAN I B A GHOST PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Or I'd say.
So this is it.. How harsh are you on breaking the commandments?
I'd say:
Omgz, you exist :O
You're fatter than I imagined...
or.
Yes! I'm in heaven! Now where's the P**n?
"oh gosh it's real"
"WKD!!!!!!"
lol. 1. who said i wasnt sad?
2. i wos on here at about 6am on xmas day waiting for my sister to get up, notice i wasnt on until the next day or so. ;)
*to the person who said i was on here on xmas day* :)
Id say 'whats the meaning of life'. :)
How much do you wieght?
"Allah promised me Virgins..."
That im sorry for all the naughty things that i did in life and would getting a spanking from god gaurentee me a place in heaven considering all the naughty things i dun?? (reminds me of the letter i wrote to SANTA) lol
i guess i'd faint.
Yes because that justifys it & this kind of suggests you are saying you aren't sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by sarey
Quote:
pmsl! no.
thats just.. sad.
coming on on the day ur ment to b wif ur family n all that.
no offense ;]
naw i wont be at all
I'd give him a hug =D
Where is the plug socketand why am i here