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15-03-2007, 07:59 PM
benjirofl

giving out advice.

title says, anyway dont flame
15-03-2007, 08:01 PM
the wombats

i know someone who uses multi personalities. i tell him to stop but he dont listen. what should i do? x
15-03-2007, 08:03 PM
DaveTaylor

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Originally Posted by alcohol

i know someone who uses multi personalities. i tell him to stop but he dont listen. what should i do? x

you told him my secret!
15-03-2007, 08:03 PM
velocity

im physically attracted to toasters.
15-03-2007, 08:06 PM
benjirofl

im being serious
15-03-2007, 08:06 PM
Ashley 12344

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Originally Posted by spit

im physically attracted to toasters.

Stay away when they're turned on, seriously o.O
15-03-2007, 08:07 PM
the wombats

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reunited

im being serious

so am i.... now help me. :@
15-03-2007, 08:07 PM
TheLastShadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by spit

im physically attracted to toasters.

If you want some real pleasure from a toaster, put your finger down the bread socket and pull down the lever ;)
15-03-2007, 08:09 PM
benjirofl

Guys.. i want real questions
15-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Bef

My wotsits dont taste right ;[
15-03-2007, 08:10 PM
Jazza

OK, I have a question:

why do you think you can help us?
15-03-2007, 08:12 PM
benjirofl

As, i have helped alot of people in the past
15-03-2007, 08:22 PM
Hitman

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Originally Posted by MrLore

OK, I have a question:

why do you think you can help us?

Shes helping people just let her. Whats the problem? :)
15-03-2007, 08:23 PM
benjirofl

He tbh
15-03-2007, 08:24 PM
Mentor

Wouldnt it be more constructive to go in to the teen life/health tips and advice/relationships forum and anwer someone of the many threads with people all asking for help?

or at least maybe post your offer in the forums people look when they seek it?
15-03-2007, 08:24 PM
benjirofl

true true, thanks
15-03-2007, 09:36 PM
Seacat

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?
15-03-2007, 09:41 PM
Hitman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seacat

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?

Erm.

I wouldn't know xD just a guess:

Going on property thats not his, breaking propery, same with can, vandalising property?

I dunno.

LOL.

Do you study law?
15-03-2007, 09:42 PM
hobo

im sexually aroused at the thought of a pig having oral sex with a seagull while i hang upside down from a bar by my feet and watch them letting my drool form a puddle on the floor.

is this normal?
15-03-2007, 09:43 PM
Hitman

Quote:

Originally Posted by helly

im sexually aroused at the thought of a pig having oral sex with a seagull while i hang upside down from a bar by my feet and watch them letting my drool form a puddle on the floor.

is this normal?

perfectly normal. :)
15-03-2007, 09:48 PM
velocity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seacat

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?

tresspassing, damage to property, drunk & disorderly, stealing and vandalisum.

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:
16-03-2007, 12:23 AM
FlyingJesus

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Originally Posted by spit

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:

Messy.
16-03-2007, 08:43 AM
Posh

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?
16-03-2007, 08:48 AM
Hitman

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Originally Posted by Posh

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?

candy. :D
16-03-2007, 04:15 PM
Ostinato

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Originally Posted by benjirofl

title says, anyway dont flame

:o at you! Trying to steal my role on this forum as the advice giver! >: P haha